Jewish shotgun

When you insert coins into your erect penis, and then proceed to pinch the end shut while attempting to piss. Eventually, once enough pressure builds, you release your fingers, and the coins, as well as your piss fly out of the urethra.

A homeless man asked if I had any spare change, so I preceded to shoot him with my jewish shotgun.

by Minecraftplayer4000 August 6, 2021

Jewish ice cream slab

When the holocaust Jewish people where melted with gas and their skin turned to jelly and froze in the cold times as blocks

They found so many Jewish ice cream slabs in the winter of 1945 in Germany

by Bumbutter69 August 8, 2021

Jewish Haircut

Another way of describing the circumcision of one's dick.

"Did you hear about Cameron?"

"No, what happened?"
"He didn't wash his dick for weeks, and had to get the Jewish haircut in order to get rid of the infection he caught."

by Barry Maycockiner November 4, 2021

Jewish messiah

A mathematical structure of the mind that also acts as the pre-eminent language of science.

The Jewish Messiah is a non-Tarski space (a space which contains its boundaries INSIDE of its surface).

The Jewish messiah is understood to be mathematical structure of the mind.
It is also the sublime-language of science.

In computer language it appears as a Json-DAG on Kafka-in-serverless mode: a mainframe language that can query itself.

by metawave November 10, 2021

Jewish Shower

A jewish shower is a sex position in which two people allign in a reverse 69 position, and proceed to fart for as long as possible while in this position.

Note: It may be helpful to eat taco bell before attempting a Jewish Shower

Hey bill, what did you and susie get up to last night?

Well, I heard her mom was Jewish so I gave her a Jewish shower...

by Jewlover88 August 8, 2021

Jewish Basketball Hall of Fame

It's somewhere underground if you've never been.

The guy was describing his basketball prowess like he had been inducted into the Jewish Basketball Hall of Fame for playing basketball for a while in school, and calling it an overachievement in life. He had about 2 other guys in the Jewish Basketball Hall of Fame with him, about the same number as you would find in the Irish or Italian basketball halls of fame, but still he didn't want to tone his bullshit down, because to him basketball was more than a stupid fucking game he played in school, it was as sacred as religion.

by The Original Agahnim August 24, 2021

Jewish Basketball Hall of Fame

It's somewhere underground, and if you've never been, you're like a lit of other people.

That guy kicked the ball across the line and now he's in the Jewish Basketball Hame of Fame. It isn't former sports glory for him, he's a legend forever. Have you ever tried to stand on the same court with a legend of the Jewish Basketball Hall of Fame?

by The Original Agahnim August 25, 2021