Junk

Most common term in brend language. typically used in phrases such as "what the junk" and "junk you". Can also be combined with sucka to form Junka.
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Junk

Jewish spunk. Semen created in the (typically smaller than average) ball sacks of Jewish males. Large quantities of junk can be found during the act of a synagake.
David drenched Lindsay in a gallon of Junk after their son's bar mitzvah.
by Craig in NYC July 13, 2011
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junk

unneeded stuff
penis and sac
heroin
throw this junk away.
aw man i got hit in the junk again
don’t do junk
by Obama Bin Laden September 27, 2023
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Junk (bet)

Junk (bet) – Referred to as Dots, the bet involves earning a point, or Dot, for predetermined achievements during a round of golf. Dots are assigned a monetary value, say $1. Dots include, but are not limited to: Birdie, Chippie, Greenie, Mongolian Reversal (bet), Sandie, Barkie, Rockie, and the elusive Skullie (bet), almost earned by one of the clowns at the road on 4.
That fuckin’ Murphquake, he intentionally hits it into the bunkers just to get Junk (bet)!
by Just another clown June 21, 2020
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Junked

Away with it/too far gone/over indulged in either alcohol or crack cocaine or tenants super
Fuck sake mick check the nick a him he’s junked out his box
by Cra341 May 22, 2025
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Junk Bucket

A Steel Codpiece - a metal jock cup
SCA squire 1: "OOOHHHH!!! Oh my god! Sir Stick Jock just got hit with a vicious rising snap in the cup! I hope his nuts didn't get ruptured!"

SCA squire 2: "Nah... He's wearing a really spiffy new junk bucket,... at worst he got an armor pinch or maybe a bruise. He'll be fine, just get him a beer."
by chota boy January 10, 2009
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