Junking Jacks

Doing jumping jacks nude.

After the police found them doing junking jacks in the street, they bolted.

by a714generation July 1, 2011

Jolly Junk January

The reward for people who complete NNN but don't choose to suffer Destroy Dick December. Basically you agree to take up healthy habits of jacking off. Rulesets vary but generally the rule is everything in moderation, and when you whack it, whack it with quality and enjoy it.

Person 1: "Dude DDD was so painful. I can't believe I did that after NNN."

Person 2: "Yeah. That's why I chose to take my reward and do Jolly Junk January instead. Healthy masturbation habits make life a lot more sunny."

Person 1: "Maybe I should try it."

by JJJSage November 11, 2020

Irish men get drunk and play with their junk

Irish men.

1: how is toby?

2: ah yk irish men get drunk and play with their junk!
1: ahh alr i got u

by NauticalOcean February 4, 2024

Junk in the trunk

To have anal sex.

Hey Kevin did you and Stacy do the junk in the trunk last night?

by ChldshBrawlbino December 10, 2021

a junk

A mans package, dick and ball combo.

Emily said " that boy got kicked in a junk "

by Milton poon September 29, 2013

Junked out

When you are extremely fucked up

Dude I am so junked out right now

by B kangaroo July 5, 2017

junk mail

the obscure sexual act referring to gloryholing through a mailbox slot in someone's door. first refereed to in cyanide and happiness comic #2373

steve: hows the mailman going john?

john: awesome, dropped off my package in my neighbor's door yesterday, gave them some junk mail.

steve:aw, tha's nastyyy.

by GotAPackageForYou April 20, 2011