Ham Hock

Cockney rhyme for cock

The bitch jumped on my ham hock

by wthompson87 August 15, 2008

ham double-dizzled

going beyond hammed up, drinking in excess and commonly accompanied by regretful behavior or actions

luke: dude, you were defintely ham double-dizzled last night.
joey: yeah I must have been I don't remember anything
luke: do you remember kissing little gay pat?
joey: (walks away)

by theduke1204 May 9, 2006

Ham-and-egger

A real basic bitch. One with not much going for them.

Man, Bianca from the gym is a real ham-and-egger...

by J-douggy July 23, 2016

ham it up

same as give it up

Ham it up, my damies.

by tanukisanyo June 10, 2005

ham pencil

Slang term for one's own penis.

Johnny Bagholder got caught rolling his ham pencil.

by Joshbert Andersands December 15, 2008

Ham [ham] [hamming] [to ham]

Noun, Verb.
An annoying person or thing that unecessarily lurks in an unwanted manner.

She wouldn't stop hamming on my back last night, she wouldn't leave.

That suitcase at the top of the stairs is such a ham ham hamming to ham - it's been sitting there for months!

by Sr. Anch January 18, 2009

ham sauce cheesed

To get so drunk that you fall over at the thought of standing up.

Happy birthday bro, were gonna get you ham sauce cheesed!

by White suprise May 6, 2009