Hanging Ham

n. The low hanging, fleshy flaps found on a vagina that's had too much of a pounding. Otherwise known as Meat Flaps or Beef Curtains

God damn, that bitch has some serious hanging ham

by Poggo October 21, 2008

Ham-sangy

hammered; wasted; drunk out of your mind (used mostly when older or judgmental people are around)

"Dude I got so ham-sangy at that party last night."

or

"He must be totally ham-sangy, he drank 20 shots!"

by melonmink February 21, 2010

Mr. Ham

A six foot four rat who enjoys hanging out at bars and meeting new people. He likes to throw back some beers and chill with the ladies. He is quite the pimp. He is also wants to be a member of Kappa Sigma fraternity. He asked them for a shirt and they gave him a small, so he wears it with his belly button showing.

Mr. Ham sure is a stud.

by MJB LMR June 10, 2008

Ham Grenade

Any small pork-based product which does not require refrigeration and can therefore be kept on one's person for extended journeys; usually associated with mail-order holiday food baskets. i.e. summer sausages and miniature ham.

"We have a long drive ahead of us. Let's grab a ham grenade for the road."

by Foobaknid February 6, 2010

Harlem Ham

Nickname for a watermelon

I'm going to the store for a Harlem Ham

by Gamma Rae July 2, 2008

ham boobs

The sexual act of putting ham on your chest and having it eaten off by your partner.

The young man was hungry and horny, so he decided to do ham boobs.

by Finky the Fink November 2, 2013

Badger Ham

An exceptionally large, meaty penis with a wild, salty flavour.

Imagine my delight to find he was concealing a badger ham in his pants!

by Delalune March 18, 2011