hair bumming

Where one glues hair on the bum and walks around asking people to brush it

Daniel: "What are you up to this weekend fam?"
Matt: "Just gonna go out hair bumming with the boys"

by SpiritualPigeon May 22, 2016

playa hair

What happens to your hair after being at Burning Man for a couple of days.

After a few days at Burning Man everyone is proudly sporting their Playa Hair!

by @BigMac August 17, 2023

Hair trap

When you expect a woman to be hot from behind or a distance based on her having the hair of someone attractive, but when you see her face she is not hot at all... A hair trap

from the back I thought she was hot but she was a total hair trap

by The double d July 7, 2015

K-hairing

When you try to tell your girlfriend what your feeling, but instead of listening she just says K and plays with her hair as if it was more important.

I can't even talk to her anymore, it'd be one thing if she didn't care, but this is even worse.

What's she doing man?
She's K-Hairing the entire time without even looking at me.

by Sy23 April 17, 2012

Butt hair

Hair that goes up your butt

Hey u got butt hair and it smells nice

by Ur dad who got no milk April 30, 2022

Pineapple Hairs

Pineapple Hairs are the leaves on top of a pineapple, according to YouTuber Anix.

SpongeBob's house has pineapple hairs on top of it.

by Lia Bennson June 16, 2020

anus hairs

When you eating the booty like groceries and they be some weird shit sticking out of dat booty hole, most likely anus hairs

1:Damn dad bich had some mad ANUS HAIRS

2:EWWWWW

by Taco taco burrito burrito November 4, 2015