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Pseudo-goth 

A pseudo-goth, (also known as a poser or poseur) is widely understood to be the most vile and detestable fascimile culture yet known to mankind. Pseudo-goths take the originality and artistry of goth culture and turn it into something to be feared. These are emos, who claim to be gothic and slit their wrists; preps, who put on the clothing because they are put under the impression that the clothes make them cool; and nerds, who are often thought of more as cyberpunk (which is legitimate). Hey! Can you blame us for trying to be intimidating? I got my ass kicked as a kid for being intelligent. Wanting others to ph33r you is natural. ;-)
1> Dude, that pseudo-goth is threatening to kill himself. Shouldn't we do something?

2> Ah, him again? No. This is the third time this week. I wish he /would/ throw himself out in front of a bus and save us from his whining.
Pseudo-goth by Alienkitten September 1, 2005
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Ghetto goth 

a welfare enhanced urbanised Goth belonging to the insane clown posse division of gangster,
those ghetto goths are worse than Choolaghs(mexican Gnagstetrs)
Ghetto goth by Timothy Heacock June 22, 2008

[Metal goth] 

a goth who listens to metal music but still have the qualities of a goth and dresses metal and goth together some times they are mistaken for metal heads well they are not metal heads listen to metal music yes but they dont have the qualities of a goth
im goth but i listen to metallica and pantera and i wear blue jeans and a bklck shirt but still like the darker side of things which makes me metal goth
[Metal goth] by Damian Moonblood January 3, 2009

Barbie-goth 

A barbie-goth is a person who have two sides, a happy side which is barbie and unhappy side which is gothic. So sometimes feels like barbie and dresses cheerful with often wearing pink color. But when feeling down dressing in total black feeling very gothical. So their closet is filled with barbie and gothic cloths.
You'll never know when she shows up wearing pink or black... Well depends what mood she's in... Such a Barbie-goth!
Barbie-goth by imabarbiegoth September 11, 2016

passive goth 

A person who has a passive fascination with gothic subjects (the night, despair, the night, wearing black, Hot Topic, Tim Burton, the night, etc.), but compared to an active goth, could not be identified as goth immediately on sight. They tend to not take the more dramatic lifestyle commonly associated with other goths, and are considered "moderate" in comparison. Can usually be identified by wearing all black and/or having a dark sense of humor. Not to be confused with emos or beatniks.
"You see that guy over there?"
"Who?"
"The art student in a black sweater and sunglasses."
"Oh, you mean the passive goth."
"Passive goth?"
"Yeah, you know, a goth that you wouldn't think was a goth till you ask them about how their day went. Shit gets creepy really quick."

National Slide Tackle A Goth Day 

The National Slide Tackle A Goth Day is on the 16th of July ,the 16th of July is the only day when you can slide tackle a goth as many times as you want and as hard as you want without the goth being able to fight back,, SO TELL YOUR FRIENDS TO GET READY FOR THE "National Slide Tackle A Goth Day"
Person 1:Hey you see that goth over there
Person 2:Ye what about it
Person 1: Today is National Slide Tackle A Goth Day
Person 2:Omg yasssss

Random Guy:*sees goth,slide tackles her*
Goth:Aight you f##cking b###ard ama get you back
Random Guy:Haha you cant its National Slide Tackle A Goth Day Today :)

Does Artem like goth bitches

Yes! Artem does like goth bitches.
Tyrese: Yo Artem is this goth bitch bad?
Artem: SHES BAD AS FUCK! Ten outta Ten, would totally fuck, I hope she can embrace my dark side.

Does Artem like goth bitches