Goopy Sailor

A confused and crazy person. Often thinks things that arent true.

Sure you are better than me at racing games odukey, you goopy sailor

by opizza December 3, 2011

Goodyke

{Impotent} or {ungratifying} sex with your woman.

After {Marc} has {ungratifying} sex with his woman, and she thinks to herself afterwards..."{Damn}, I could of had a {Goodyke}" !!

by Stryke Force October 3, 2011

goodybush

Another name for a female's pubic hairs

I love to bury my face in her goodybush

by eyeball man October 23, 2011

gooty goat

when a goot has sex with a black hairy goat she gets horned up the goothole and she screams John SimCox

SIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOXXXX

Stopgooty goat ing your goat

sam novitz goot

by gootygoat January 8, 2012

gooey ear fumble

The act of a man ejaculating into an elderly persons ear, then slapping them softly across the side of the face, making a point to touch said ear, with a tuna fish and letting out a random sexually explicit battle cry involving an animal of preference.

Martin gooey ear fumbled Margery and screamed "BYGODIFUCKEDAWALRUS!"

by RippedA January 5, 2014

Gooey Johnson

The act of cumming into someone's ear canal and then proceeding to insert one's erect penis into said ear canal.

Dude, last I night I gave her a Gooey Johnson right before she kicked me out.

by The Cole Crew February 7, 2014

Goofybooted

When you get soooo high... Comparable to the first time getting ripped

"Yo what was that shit". "It's that OG nigga". "Holy shit I'm goofybooted"

by Dpop5 October 11, 2014