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Definitions by RippedA

gooey ear fumble 

The act of a man ejaculating into an elderly persons ear, then slapping them softly across the side of the face, making a point to touch said ear, with a tuna fish and letting out a random sexually explicit battle cry involving an animal of preference.
Martin gooey ear fumbled Margery and screamed "BYGODIFUCKEDAWALRUS!"
gooey ear fumble by RippedA January 5, 2014