Gooch

An ass, jackass or idiot. This word can be substituted for the word chooch

This gooch forgot to fill up on gas

by Tommy Gooch December 13, 2018

Gooch

A synonym for good/great.

To describe yourself or a situation.

"Don't worry about me, i'm goochy."

"It's all gooch"

"What's gooch?"

Do you want something to drink? "Nah, I'm gooch"

by Dassit October 3, 2019

Goosh

A word that describes a sexy mama with a thicccc booty

Omg that rosie catz thing is lookin pre gooshy today

by Ur step sis May 4, 2020

gooch

Killing someone using unfair game advantages in the Blitz Survival Games.

Lucho_Star: How did you die? The kid was so trash LOL!
Puct: He gooched on me bro.
Lucho_star: Cancel the gooch

by wordgodongod November 15, 2020

Upper Gooch

The area between the base of your shaft and the top of your scrotum. Referred to as the upper gooch because of its relative location to the lower gooch, frequently called simply "The Gooch". The upper gooch is often much smaller than the lower gooch, hence the nickname, Goochious Minor.

1.) That girl swallowed my dick so far, she was kissing my upper gooch!

2.) The doctor told me I have a rash on my upper gooch, which is obviously worse than one on the lower gooch, as now I cannot properly masturbate.

by Goochman April 11, 2012

Master Gooshant

The master of all X nibbas. He controls and rules over the minds of all of his X disciples, much like those under his own master Mahmad Gandhi. His ways are similar to those of his master, but his congregation is of a different demographic and uses his followers for his own sadistic benefit.

XXX follower: What do we do Master gooshant?
Master gooshant: we shall all eat shits for lunch!
XXX followers: (in unison) all hail master gooshant the shit eater!

by ZamZamZam August 28, 2019

Dusty Gooch

A stock that consistently underperforms the S&P 500

My wife’s boyfriend is taking the kids out for steak tonight but I can’t afford to go because my portfolio is full of Dusty Gooch

by anonymous February 22, 2021