speech fart

An imposition of speech, it is the deliberate and selfish use of communication to communicate nothing.

A speech fart can be written or spoken. It contains no wisdom or wit, imparts no useful information, and is often rude or obnoxious. Speech farts are an imposition on others, serving only to satisfy the speaker's own selfish desire to have his or her words seen or heard by others.

Examples of common speech farts:

On an online forum: "IBTL"

In a comments list: "First!"

On Twitter: "Having eggs #breakfast"

In a Facebook status: "John Smith sup"

On the golf course: "It's in the hole!"

by CleffedUp October 14, 2009

wasabi fart

Quite simply, the day-after farts following a nice sushi deluxe dinner. Possibly, the most toxic farts known to man, with significant and lasting scent notes that linger for many minutes. It is said the recordable barometric levels have dropped significantly after one of these is unleashed.

I dropped the yeti to the ground after I unleashed a toxic wasabi fart in his general vicinity.

by Bo Regard March 21, 2009

cat fart

The foulest form of wordfart known to man, originating from the colon of a domestic feline, especially when said feline is sitting in the lap of its respective owner.

Damn dude! That smelled just like a cat fart! Go find a litter box, will ya?!

by Anonymous November 9, 2003

Tofu-Fart

A Tofu-Fart is bowel gas escaping from a vegetarian rectum, when the attached vegan biomass presumably ate tofu. Vegetarians mistakenly believe their farts don't stink.

I told that Tofu-farting vegan to pick me up two Whoppers with cheese at Burger King, and I would let her have the lettuce and pickle.

by JackMeough April 3, 2010

Fart Biscuit

to fart in ones cupped hand then thrust the trapped fart-air into someones nose/mouth

me: if you give me another fart biscuit im going to murder your whole family.

you: ok.

by St. God January 16, 2011

Whiskey Fart

To sit on the toilet after a night of drinking and have brown water fire hosed out your ass

oh jeez, i better strap myself in, i'm about to take a whiskey fart!

by Shamann July 6, 2004

eye fart

The sound made by placing your palm over your eye socket and causing a vacume to occour so that when you depress your hand a fart noise is admitted as the air escapes, particularly suited to people with deep set eyes and prominent brows.

Eye fart eye fart hand air

by Philfee November 30, 2013