florida

the sun

"Man dude, florida is as hot as the core of the sun"

by sussy bake April 29, 2022

Florida Cheesecake

Over 65 dick cheese

My sugar daddy wants me to come over but I don’t want that Florida Cheesecake

by TIMOTHY NOW May 14, 2022

Florida Mud Slide

The act of smearing shit all over yourself and your partner. Then sliding all around the bathtub together

Babe I have had a long day can. So please can we have a Florida Mud Slide.

by Ghandi's Child May 25, 2022

Floridaboy

White male who is the embodiment of the Floridian, shows aspects of florida.Is florida

This floridaboy hates black people

by Cockwalker69 June 8, 2022

Florida Speed Bump

A manatee. They are hard to spot in the water, and a motorboat driving over it can injure or kill the manatee if the blades are moving fast enough. Because manatees are threatened, Florida laws typically require boats to drive slower in rivers and coastal areas to protect the manatees, should you drive over one with a motorboat.

“And if you look to your left, you can see a manatee grazing near the shore, or as we like to call them, Florida speed bumps… Yeah, I know it’s a dark joke”

by greglinsanity June 14, 2022

Florida Mexicans

A retarded individual that will grant you free food at Wendy’s if you say that’s your name.

A kid got lots of free food from a Florida Mexicans after saying his name was Axel.

by Charliebegg69 June 15, 2022

Florida

The place where everyone is either drinking, mudding, boating, or committing the most pea brain crime. North Florida is really south Georgia. The rest of Florida does not associate with them. During 6 months out of the year snowbirds terrorize the roads honking at every green light you don’t move within 0.27448 seconds with their poodle sitting shotgun. South Florida’s Governor is Kodak. Go up to anyone under the age of 25 and say GLEEE and they will holler back. Stay away from all Nissan Altima’s as each driver has a free pass to make their speed limit on i-95. Miami has more people who speak spanish than english so good luck if you failed your foreign language class. There really is no “Florida Man” everyone has a little Florida man within them. If your a non local all the rumors you have heard are very well true and happen to this day.

“ I lived in Florida my whole life”

“ It’s nice over there right?”

“Shitshow in Paradise”

by L mone June 17, 2022