No fines, summonses, or restraining orders

What you humorously tell anyone else who happens to be present when you sift through your morning mail. Usually a "grim grins" way of saying that you merely received junk mail.

Saying, "No fines, summonses, or restraining orders" is a more entertaining way of informing others that there's nothing of value/interest in the mail, instead of merely saying, "Garbage... garbage... garbage..." as you systematically flip through one mail-piece after another before finally tossing da entire 0%!$@#!& stack in da recycle-bin.

by QuacksO September 15, 2018

Cum Fiesta

A lot of cum, like so much cum, cum everywhere. All you can taste is cum, all you can see is cum, hell you can even hear the cum. Also a typical reference when referring to a Bob Sutton defense.

Dylan could hardly walk after his all night encounter with Brendan’s shlong; it’s clear that they engaged in a Cum Fiesta.

Cody: “WOW the Kansas City Chiefs’ defense is really shitty.”
Brendan: “Bob Sutton really knows how to be apart of a Cum Fiesta.”

by JoceyJoce November 5, 2018

farm fiesta

Going to a farm and fucking all the animals. Such as pigs, goats, horses, ducks, chickens, etc.

I went to my buddy Garrett's house and had a farm fiesta.

by jkray22 February 14, 2019

farm fiesta

verb. Going to a farm just to fuck all the animals such as goats, pigs, chickens, ducks, etc.

Last night I went to my buddy Garretts house and had a farm fiesta.

by jkray22 February 14, 2019

chicken fiesta

Chicken Fiesta is the PG way of saying clusterfuck

That PTA meeting was a real chicken fiesta.

by floobis August 23, 2019

Cheek Finesser

1-A "cheek finesser" is a modern day word for pimp. It describes a male/female that has an easy time pulling girls with no attachment.

2-The highest possible title given to a person who pulls females easily.

He is a professional cheek finesser, he'll take anybody girl.
Lady's be careful, the cheek finesser just showed up.
You know he ain't no good, he ain't nothing but a cheek finesser.
When I grow up I want to be a cheek finesser.

by CheekFinesser September 14, 2019

clown fiesta

when a certain people playe like shit

this guy call john mark is really shit at csgo , when he plays with his frds its actually a clown fiesta

by toema September 26, 2019