Dumb Fart

someone who has nothing but bullshit to say,it always sounds like they are speaking from they asshole like your boss,they always speak fast and think slow,everyword they say stinks

that dumb fart of my boss fired me today,dumb fart is forever shouting

by fujilet January 5, 2008

Predumptial Fart

The fart or series of farts that occur immediately before defecation (or taking a dump). These farts smell much worse than regular farts because your poop is at it's closest point to the outside of your body.

Dude1: Dude, what is that horrible smell?

Dude2: Sorry dude, it was a predumptial fart.

Dude1: I think you need to go sit on the toilet!

by Buddahrid January 23, 2009

truth fart

a true statement, accidently uttered in public, that is embarrassing and something everyone in earshot would rather ignore. a faux pas or gaffe.

joe let go a little truth fart when he said jenny was looking forward to her abortion. no one said anything but you could tell by their cringes that everyone smelled it.

by aarrgghh March 24, 2009

Chance Fart

To expel flatus with the knowledge that something in additional to your ill wind is coming out.

Oh no! I took a chance fart and lost!

by dasboot007 August 12, 2009

Levi Farts

A scentless fart.

"Dude, I heard you just fart, but I don't smell anything! Holy crap! You have Levi Farts!"

by The Panda Pimp with Big Guns November 19, 2009

Rocker Fart

When you have a bubble fart (while sitting) trapped in your butt cheeks and you rock back and forth trying to pop it. Added bonus for it popping on your balls or clit.

I just had a huge Rocker fart that tickled my balls!!

by djc5581 September 15, 2010

interrogative fart

A fart that seems to ask a question. As in, who, what, how, or even sometimes really? This is referred to as an interrogative fart.

Hamilton farted and it said "who". I turned to him in confusion and said dude, did your fart just say "who"? He said, indeed. I said holy shit, that was an interrogative fart.

by treytheFARTINGking November 16, 2010