Emilia Sem

an adjective to describe a passive-aggressive fake Italian, mind you, ive bought fake guccie that has more italian in it then emilia sem does. shes still got beef with mama rosa.

hair colour: 6/10 (its just brown so like me tbf)
hair texture: 8/10 (softest ting ive ever touched)
body: 10/10 (someone call nasa bc ive just found a new centre of gravity with the size of emilia sem's bum)
smell: 10/10 (just based on the fact she makes pasta sauce)

i got angry at my mum and threw an emilia sem

by chochopops April 24, 2020

Emilio Crosby

The ultimate simp man can’t get girls or boys if he tried, he would cuck if you dated him and asked, anal he’s into it!

Dude, you’re such an Emilio Crosby

by YusufHrafna April 25, 2020

Emil

Emil thats a simp that sucks in game And dont know bros b4 hoes

Emil simping over a girl And forget tha bros

by anonymous April 30, 2020

Emileo

Emileo Alberz Rodriguez. Where to start..... has a mom that has blue hair and she doesn’t want him playing violent video games. He also LOVES final fantasy and is very very shit at every game he plays. Oh and also has a sister that likes being called birb. What a bitch am I right?

Look... it’s a fag named emileo

by Emileo May 6, 2020

Emil

When you want to say that someone is toxic and a drama Queen you say that he's an Emil. Emils are usually people with a big ego and a selfish soul. They only conplain about themselves and don't care about others. They always play the victim and they are stubborn as hell but in a bad way. They suck.

"Damn, he really only talks about HIMSELF huh?"
"Yeah, he's such an Emil!"

by TheOneWhoSpillsTheTea May 15, 2020

Emil

Emil Is a person with a penis size bigger than everyones in the world. He is generally a amzaing guy, has a weird accent, and a lazy bastard. When one Emil dies, a new one rises.

Mickel: Holy Shit i am just like a Emil, im Lazy, I have a big penis but not bigger than Emil's
Adam: Yeah man same here!
Noyan: Im short....

by Totally true documentarry May 25, 2020

Émilie

a literal goddess. the sexiest and funniest person on earth.

Wow, who's that sexy and funny woman.
It's Émilie, she's a Goddess.

by emixmar May 27, 2020