Emileo Alberz Rodriguez. Where to start..... has a mom that has blue hair and she doesn’t want him playing violent video games. He also LOVES final fantasy and is very very shit at every game he plays. Oh and also has a sister that likes being called birb. What a bitch am I right?
Just by his first name, emilio can be defined as a sex god, but he is way more than that.
He's a savage and a weirdo at the same time. But most people know him by his sexiness, and hotness.
He's incredibly cute and adorable in his videos that is making fans just wanna eat his face. He's also very expressful , but only his real fans can see that.
He and his brother have a very sexy plumpy lips, any girl in the world would be lucky to make out with him.
"Looking at Emilio Martinez' instagram makes me wanna finger myself!"
"Emilio Martinez is so freaking adorable that i just wanna eat his whole face"
Meeting an emilene is amazing. very funny and active and always there to talk to. super athletic and talented very tall and the best person to talk to she has many friends and bunch of boys all over her.
The cutest nicest person you could ever meet. Typically a french fanboy, and will always ask you for help and give you help in return. Will talk to you whenever you need to talk to someone and is very playful and slighly flirty without knowing it. If you know and Emile and you're not friends with him, make him your friend, unless he refuses.
Girl 1: He's so nice to her and always helps her out! I want him to be my friend.
Girl 2: He must be an Emile
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.