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Karl-Emil

The guy in prison that drops the soap on purpose because he likes to get the 100 mph black thundersmash in his tiny fragile rectum hole
"Hey man did you check on Karl-Emil?"
"No i think he needed to go to the doctor after the nigerian dude thunderstruck his asshole
by thunderstrucker November 5, 2019
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Emil

a person who can go fuck off
uh it Emil lets go
by p@ndal0rd May 15, 2019
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E-mail

Stuff that pisses me off most of the time unless i get porn.
Fucken E-mail I WANTED PORN!
by PERVILITIOUS September 3, 2005
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E-mail

E-mail. A new way of making a tit of yourself in the office. Caused by sending to all, rather than your boss, or sending to your boss rather than to all. This is usually followed by the ailment known as foot in mouth, which itself is followed by being metaphorically raped, grilled, or rinsed.
Me: Hey, I found this hilarious picture of my boss on a porn site...let me see, I'll e-mail it to everyone and we can laugh at him...

*Pause*

*E-mail from boss, asking to see him RE the picture he just recieved...*
Oh shit!

Alternatively...

Me: This guy in my office is pissing me off. Jeez, just because I got found with his dog. I'm gonna e-mail the boss and ask for a transfer.

*Pause*

*Entire room erupts in laughter*
Oh shit!
by Jonathan Kerr June 4, 2007
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Emile

An actual asshole.

Emile is a guy who betrays his ‘friends’ to get attention on himself.
He’s also someone who is a manipulative snake.
If you meet an Emile, beware. He seems nice at first, but under that, he’s a dick.
Person 1 : “Who’s that guy? He looks so nice.”
Person 2 : “You mean Emile. Nah, he’s an ass.”
by ForeverAloneWafer April 13, 2019
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Emilee

A fucker bitchy slut dick sucking hoer
Nobody likes
A liar
Fucking ass hole
ass wipe
WOW!!!! That girl is such an Emilee
Emilee's are sooooo bitchs
by Emilee haters June 20, 2008
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Emilia

This bitch is a hoe despite only having one boyfriend in primary school. With an hourglass body and a voluptuous booty, boys will chase after her like wild cats I guess teenagers are horny idk🤷 ♀️ Moral of the story she's a bad bitch and when she goes to hell she’ll be front row to a rap battle between Hitler and Stalin. YOU CHERISH THIS BITCH😌
WHOS THAT HOEEE?
Oh bitch that's just Emilia🤷 ♀️
by Smalltittycommitee April 22, 2020
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