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It was a normal day of playing DFA in the hit-game Bloons TD Battles 2. I clicked the play button, but to my horror, the enemy I queued up with.. was ninjayas. I quickly selected Cyber Quincy, Glue, Farm and Village and prayed to whatever higher being there was that I could even stand a chance in this match.

At first, everything seemed normal, apart from the fact that there were hundreds of selling particles on my opponent's side. That was when I realized that while I was trying to comprehend what was going on, ninjayas had been selling and rebuying IMF loans so quickly that the ability cooldown and debt couldn't load in fast enough. I had just barely managed to place a 002 farm down on round 2, during which ninjayas was building his 10th True Sun God.

It was then that round 3 hit. I was already mortified from the thought that I would drop to bottom 25% from this match, but it only got worse. Ninjayas, using only Legends of the Night, spelled out my entire IP address in a split second, and then my internet went out. My power went out shortly afterwards, at which point I heard my door breaking open.

I quickly ran to the basement, where I am currently residing. The sounds of selling and rebuying are still ringing through my head, and I could SWEAR that I heard precisely 129 blade maelstroms from the floor above me. I don't know what to do, please help.
ninjayas — Today at 10:13 PM
Yeah I’m actually the most famous lion on planet earth (edited)

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Earth

Earth actually means dirt. So we live on dirt. That's how sad we are. I'm being serious. This is cripplingly sad.
person 1:"where do we live, is it Earth?"
person 2: "no we live on dirt"
person 1:"thats sad"
by cool_kidd420 January 26, 2021
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Super Earth

Super Earth, our home.

Defend it against the evil Automaton scum and the Terminid menace, for democracy!
I was playing Helldivers earlier and I had a wave of sudden patriotism for a fictional nation, Super Earth really is compelling like that
by Ijustlovemybird April 11, 2024
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the best person put on this earth

the best person put on this earth is named damon, he is the best.
damn i talked to the best person put on this earth today.
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Middle Finger to the Earth

Basically something that someone says when they lambast the works of J. R. R. Tolkien (mainly for ignorant reasons like thinking his stories are racist which is really not true).
SJW: Tolkien's stories are unbelievably racist! Middle-earth? How about a middle finger to the earth!

Tolkien fan: You do realize that his stories aren't really racist right? Saruman is white and he's one of the villains in Lord of the Rings. Is that enough for you?
by CelticEagle February 12, 2019
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earth fam

Short for Earth Family, "earth fam" is a modern phrase that echoes through the ages, a call to peace, love and togetherness with all living beings and all those who have past on, so we may celebrate Life together and enjoy the presence of the day.

Its use is to refer to very close friend(s) or to actual family members, or to bring positivity into the moment.
Joe: damn this is a brilliant sunshiney day! Earth fam am I grateful for life!

Johnny: too tru too tru earth fam this day is so absolute!
by Chicofrico May 20, 2023
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Garbitched Earth

Planet-Trash made from Humankind
2081, solar eclipse ..Stay now on a little Colony on Mars, and yes from this View the broken x-rayed old garbitched Earth without Atmosphere covers the Sun perfect
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