career creeper

Someone who creeps to an extreme degree, to the point of making their livelihood off of stalking and making others uncomfortable.
See creeper

That josh kid I added on facebook yesterday asked me for a naked pic. Kelly said he did the same thing to her last week, he must be a career creeper.

by J Britt January 28, 2009

Lawn Creep

(person)A rather large and unpleasant looking human being who spends all their time sitting in their yard, determined to catch those meddling kids in the act. Every neighborhood has one. It is quite possible that if there are meddling kids, the Lawn Creep may intend to EAT them as punishment.

Every day I drive down the street I see the lawn creep hanging out in a chair with a Big Gulp cup and the same dirty v neck shirt. I think it saw foot prints in its lawn and is determined to catch the kids responsible for it

by Sentinel408 September 8, 2009

Ultimate Creeper

Someone who is always watching you with that creepy stare from unseen vantage points. Or That guy who is always the first to "like" your status.

Richard: Look at John stareing at Stacy through the bookshelves like the ultimate creeper!

Steve: I know!

by Richard Slinkmeister August 22, 2011

Secondhand Creep

The act of creeping on facebook while standing over the shoulder of a person who is currently already creeping on facebook.

Dude log into your own facebook and stop with the second hand creep.

Hey my mom is behind me doing some secondhand creep.

by Nike-Boy August 23, 2011

Degree Creep

When people need higher degrees to obtain the same job that people with lower degrees used to get. Ex. when the same job that used to require a bachelor's degree, now requires a master's degree, even though a person with a bachelor's degree could still competently do that job. This is a result of the job market being flooded with people who have higher degrees than was usual, and this new higher degree becomes the norm when hiring.

Dennis: I hate having to shell out so much money and spend so much time to go to grad school.
Omar: Why not stop with a bachelor's?
Dennis: Because of degree creep, i need a master's degree to have a good chance of getting a good job.

by Brent Wheeler January 21, 2015

church creeper

any member of the clergy thats always trying to fuck the congregation....

Everbody knows Father Gilbert is a church creeper....

by Nate Moe February 16, 2015

creep

To take time out of your busy life to watch others and ridicule them.

You look like a big creep in that picutre.

by Downtown G. December 10, 2008