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Crap on a Senior Citizen

An important ritual within the urban culture. Stick your butt out of a bus window or over the side of a building and dump away onto the poor bald citizen and soil his or her dignity.
Try it for a laugh. Even fellow senior people can enjoy this activity.
by Bastardized Bottomburp October 3, 2003
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crap dangling

Canadian sport consisting of a large breasted woman, a sailor, atleast one jewish person, a barrel, and a wad of crap.
Jon: Hey Pete are you going to Janet's party?
Pete: Nah, there's a big crap dangling tournement today...hey are you jewish?
Jon: Yeah
Pete: You want to come?
by Tanch May 6, 2005
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Matt Caprio

An amazing best friend who will always be there for you.
No matter what situation you are in he will always back you up.
He is great with boy advice and he has a lot of girl friends
matt caprio is basically an amazing person who will never let you down.
My best friend is a Matt Caprio

See him? Thats Matt Caprio
by 11234543 August 14, 2011
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crap

Anime, XBOX, Playsation 1-2, etc.
by Exor January 2, 2007
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Techno-crap

Any low-quality gadget.
End the agony, stop buying techno-crap.
by rperazag July 23, 2010
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Crap Attack

when your ass is blocked full of shit, and it all splurts out like fluid from a bottle.
'I just had a crap attack at work today and I got fired'
by Tom Bramley May 10, 2006
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Crap Almond

Means everything and everyone. Can be used in any situation but especially useful in expressing emotion.
How did your test go?
I failed it, I totally feel like a crap almond.
by happinesswithwings January 9, 2009
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