There are two types of Coopers in this world.
The first one will be the kindest soul you will ever meet. Somehow, if he sees you sad in public, he will approach you will listen, never judge, and speak pure wisdom. Statistically, 99% of the time, this kind of Cooper can and will change your life for the better. If you have a Cooper like this in your life, never lose him.
The other kind of Cooper is the complete opposite. He is a loud and obnoxious plonk who will stop at nothing to ruin your life. This may indeed involve homewrecking and possessiveness, not uncommon for this type. He will constantly make the world well aware of his 67 fetish, and is openly Republican/MAGA despite not knowing shit about American politics. He is a master manipulator and can make anyone act blindly against their own interest. If you know this type, disown him at once.
The first one will be the kindest soul you will ever meet. Somehow, if he sees you sad in public, he will approach you will listen, never judge, and speak pure wisdom. Statistically, 99% of the time, this kind of Cooper can and will change your life for the better. If you have a Cooper like this in your life, never lose him.
The other kind of Cooper is the complete opposite. He is a loud and obnoxious plonk who will stop at nothing to ruin your life. This may indeed involve homewrecking and possessiveness, not uncommon for this type. He will constantly make the world well aware of his 67 fetish, and is openly Republican/MAGA despite not knowing shit about American politics. He is a master manipulator and can make anyone act blindly against their own interest. If you know this type, disown him at once.
Person one: OMG YOU MUST MEET MY NEW BF
Person two: Who?!?
Person one: His name is Cooper and he's 6"...
Person one interrupts: Please genuinely fuck off
Person two: Who?!?
Person one: His name is Cooper and he's 6"...
Person one interrupts: Please genuinely fuck off
by liftworks October 9, 2025
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"Look, Cooper is looking at you! He probably likes you!"
"Nah, I don't think so."
"Duh! Go talk to him."
"Nah, I don't think so."
"Duh! Go talk to him."
by calliejune2005 November 6, 2020
Get the Cooper mug.Cooper's are rare and normally love sports. (football!) They the kinda guy that gets along with girls very well and there normally very good looking. A guy every girl want but they have one fatal flaw. They have trouble committing. They feel trapped and normally relationships with them don't last more than a month. They need freedom or they accidentally hurt people to get it.
Person 1: I can't believe Cooper broke up with her!
Person 2: It was kinda toxic though she was to jealous!
Person 2: It was kinda toxic though she was to jealous!
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by Ricky Martin1 September 29, 2012
Get the Classic Cooper mug.Cooper is a weird redhead with shaggy hair that you know and love. He is very athletic and is goated at soccer especially. He is very flirtatious but most of the time doesn't mean it. He is a very close friend and will never leave you in the dust.
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Cooper is better than you.
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