cobblefucked

Something thrown together horribly, falling apart or destroyed.
A mess or disaster.

An extension of cobble and cobbled.

Look at that car, that shit is cobblefucked beyond belief.

by dunkd February 4, 2010

Cobbin' it

When your girlfriend (or boyfriend, god bless his soul) eats a large amount of corn the day previous to partaking in anal intercourse. This results in your genitalia becoming, effectively, corn on the cob.

Man, I was cobbin' it with lopez last night, I feel like a farmer.

by Boskette October 20, 2010

Cobie Smulders

Most beautiful woman on the face of earth. Best known for playing Robin Scherbatsky on How I met your mother.

Ted: "I want Robin. I love her."

Marshall, Lily and Barney: "Come on, not this again!"

Ted: "But it's Robin, the woman of my dreams."

GuyV: "Hey who's that hot chick who always appears on HIMYM?"

GuyV2: "She is Cobie Smulders. The definition of beauty."

by theVguy August 9, 2016

Kurt Cobain Mustang

A Fender electric which embodies PURE COBAIN SOUND AND STYLE. The Kurt Cobain Mustang evokes the man, the band, the sound and the times, giving an authentically crafted nod to one of the most unlikely guitars to ever find itself at the center of a musical maelstrom.

The Kurt Cobain Mustang guitar takes you back to the heady early-’90s era when Nirvana ruled rock and led a musically stunning and culturally subversive movement, with distinctive features and spirited vibe.

by KImCobain March 6, 2015

Squirt Cobain

The act of shooting yourself in the face with your own semen, typically occurring while whacking off while lying on your back.

I was 8 pages deep on pornhub tranny searches when a Brazilian turned me into Squirt Cobain.

by The2ly February 13, 2020

The Cobb

When you buy a plane ticket and fly all the way across the country, during quarantine, for a smash and a dash.

"Broooo, guess what"
"What's up bro"
"I did The Cobb this weekend"

by Mr Jeff Butler April 22, 2020

Cooper's Cobwebs

When ejaculate is left splattered against something for a long amount of time and goes into a crusty "cobweb" like state.

"I went round Chris' the other day and there were Cooper's Cobwebs all over his keyboard, he's a total redtoober."

by wogzbreakfast11 October 29, 2011