clean porn

a waste of your time waste of your time

"What's clean porn?"
"….a waste of your time"

by Danny Avendale April 1, 2015

cleaned your plate

absolutely smashed a woman's box clean off

that guy just cleaned your plate

by yeah get fucked July 6, 2014

clean the tuna bowl

To douche (like they talk about in all the summer's eve commercials)

Mary Jane thought she might get some from Bubba Ray tonight, so she went inside to clean the tuna bowl before her date.

by CaptainEntendre September 22, 2006

wipe the slate clean

To put old grievances aside and start over

guy; Hey buddy lets just wipe the slate clean , it's over.

by Goatscheese November 26, 2015

clean access agent

The worst possible invention on college campuses. A security network designed to torture college student accessing school internet. Despised by all who use it, and has often been said to be invented by the devil himself.

girl 1: Dang, clean access agent froze my comp again!!!

Girl 2: I know, it logged me out!! Had to restart the whole comp.

Girl 1: The happiest day of my college life will be when i graduate an no longer need this piece of s***t software.

by belle16 March 11, 2009

cleaning the milk wand

Another synonym for masturbating. Like the phrases "spanking the monkey" or "beating the meat"

Comes from the motion of cleaning the milk wand that steams milk with a towel to keep milk from drying onto it. Coffee shops (ex. Starbucks, Jazzman's) have milk wands.

Mike was totally cleaning the milk wand in your bathroom.

by Rabid Nozomi October 24, 2008

YouTube Clean-Out

The action of deleting your subscribed YouTube videos in which you have no interest, and only leaving the ones you actually want to watch.
The clean-out is a repeating action, which means you will find yourself deleting subscribed videos from the same subscription only by the subscribed account.

John keeps deleting Ted's videos from his subscription box, he does his YouTube Clean-Out regularly

Mike's subscription box was so full of videos, he had no choice but to do a full YouTube Clean-Out!

by ToDoomer August 2, 2011