chode 

a fresh penis

yer a fucking chode; suck on my chode; stop yer fucking little chode bullshit

chode by little lllll June 13, 2018

Chode 

A chode is a short fat dick

Dude you see that drake he has a chode

Chode by Podo August 11, 2018

Chode 

A penis that is wider than it is long.

Brandon Hellyer has a chode of a penis.

Chode by Bigfoot84 August 22, 2018

Chode 

A penis which is larger in width than in length, often found on men with the name or Jonathon or jono.
Often these men named jono or Jonathon are named with the word chode after their full names.

E.g jono chode or did you see ‘Jonathon chodey the other night’

Chode by Cymrushagger September 18, 2018

chode 

Bodie Horne

Bodie Horne is a little chode

chode by 10BI September 25, 2018

Chode 

A penis so wide and short, it looks like a puffy vagina.

Thot 1: I really want to have sex with Chad.
Thot 2: Don't do it, i hear he has a chode.

Chode by kachichael November 1, 2018

Chode 

noun. 1. a penis that is greater in diameter than it is in length. 2. a complete asshat of a human being that deserves to breathe the methane doused air of farts for eternity

My ex landlord is chode.

Chode by explrn November 8, 2018