Campaign Widow

The woman who is deprived of her man's attention while he spends all his time obsessing over the presidential campaign.

There's another debate tonight. This Campaign Widow will have to find something else to do.

by Candyland909 August 18, 2016

champagneblessings

A man or person who now that more blessings and good is on the way. Champagne is for winners and so ChampagneBlessings mean you gonna win all of them blessings

Aaditya is ChampagneBlessings recently!!!

by Waves_9 April 7, 2017

Champagne shit

"champagne shit"

-a style of shit.

It’s the shit when you sit and there's a cork of shit and you just have to push threw it in order to pop and after it pops all the shit comes out watery.

I just took the most amazing champagne shit, it’s a celebration.

by @takochino November 19, 2017

Champagne Flute

The act of sucking a penis similar to someone using a straw while the recipitant of the sucking are simaltaniously urinating.

You could call my grandma an alcoholic, every night she wants my champagne flute.

by Chavvvy June 21, 2018

Champagne Ass

When one person takes a bottle of fizz, somewhat like Chappledown or Veuve Cliquotand fizz that bottle right up and insert into the ass of a willing woman and watch that spray come right out of her ass all over the new bear rug and get the cleaner to suck it up or into the open mouth of a filthy willing participant

Oh my god! I got Champagne ass fucked in the ass! I sprayed all over the new bear rug! He asked me if I liked Bum-Perignon, I replied, of course I'm a lady, even after squirting all over great grandma's antique silver mustard pot with a tiny spoon! Daddy was not impressed.

by Champagne Ass August 26, 2018

champagne dick

When you be popping that cock and the jizz goes further and higher than expected.

This can be a solo or a joint effort.

“Damn! That’s champagne dick got me in the eye! “
Or

How do you get jizz on the ceiling? “Champagne Dick my nigga”

by ChampagneDick September 1, 2018

champaine

Da horrid pounding headache dat you suffer after a night of alcohol-drenched partying.

Katy Perry sure learned about da champaine woes "last Friday night", yet she implies dat it was all worth it, since she already plans to "do it all again" next week.

by QuacksO October 14, 2018