One night, your out at the bar feeling pretty good. Then, like a freight train coming down a Rocky Mountain shute, that turd hits you. You make for the bathroom, but then realize that she porcelean goddess doesn't have a house around her. Oh No! So you make your claim and try to make yourself trust in the fact that the mile walk back home really "isn't that long". So you start walking...or waddling in this case to keep your loaf of bread all baker's fresh. Your now in the whole shot, and you can see the mountain top. But then your Christmas Trundleload takes a turn for the worse. So you do what any self respecting heavily intoxicated night traveller would do...You find a nice spot in which to relinquish your package. The placement...where else but the middle of a 300 square foot empty parking lot. Sure there's a tree and a garage within 20 feet, but your a champion for fire and steel. Clean snap! And only one shady business card is needed for a proper clean up. Congratulations! You've just completed Mr. French's Wild Craptasterpeice!
Friend One: "Man I was walking home this morning and almost stepped in this humongous dog turd!"
Friend Two: " That was no dog turd...that was Mr. French's Wild Craptasterpeice!"
Friend Two: " That was no dog turd...that was Mr. French's Wild Craptasterpeice!"
by Walker and French January 8, 2008
Get the Mr. French's Wild CrapTasterpeice! mug.When something is really bogus or dumb, or if you simply don't like it, you call it crappy. It comes from the word crap which you all know what THAT means. An other word for it could be sh*tty, but only use that when something is OVER being crappy.
by Kilo191 February 17, 2012
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All the cool stuff you've been collecting cuz "someday it's gonna be worth a fortune on eBay" or "I can't wait to show this to my kids."
Items can range from ticket stubs, to eight track tapes, to shoeboxes of old letters, to your original Chucks Taylors.
Also known as the reason for garages, attics, and basements.
Related to packrattiude.
Known cures include fire, flood and death and the need to decorate several hundred Cracker Barrels and Hard Rock Cafes.
Items can range from ticket stubs, to eight track tapes, to shoeboxes of old letters, to your original Chucks Taylors.
Also known as the reason for garages, attics, and basements.
Related to packrattiude.
Known cures include fire, flood and death and the need to decorate several hundred Cracker Barrels and Hard Rock Cafes.
Spouse: Wtf! Are we moving these boxes of craporabilia AGAIN? This shit weighs a ton and you never use it.
Spouse: My LIFE is in those boxes. I want our daughter to have my patched pants. And those World's Fair mugs are worth a FORTUNE!
Spouse: My LIFE is in those boxes. I want our daughter to have my patched pants. And those World's Fair mugs are worth a FORTUNE!
by EmmaSez January 23, 2009
Get the craporabilia mug.1.) A can of crap is a bad, troubling situation arising when a decision or action and produces considerable subsequent problems. If you open a can of crap, you do something that will cause a lot of problems and is probably going to cause more trouble.
2.) A can that is full of crap.
2.) A can that is full of crap.
Yeah Frank, I was at the meeting when they read the financial statement, and Frank, if they ever find out we capitalized a loss, it's going to open up a can of crap.
by jeffbo April 10, 2009
Get the Can of crap mug.Poorly trained or untrained grappling.
Often taught by an instructor inexperienced in grappling as an attempt to cash in on a fashion, by a McDojo, or due to criticism of a lack of grappling training, an example of bullshido.
Often taught by an instructor inexperienced in grappling as an attempt to cash in on a fashion, by a McDojo, or due to criticism of a lack of grappling training, an example of bullshido.
by Nate1481 December 7, 2006
Get the crappling mug.a car that is typically a piece of junk and destined for the crusher at the local junk yard. In some budget or racing circles a crapcan is the car of choice for competitors who race for 7 to 24 hours straight. Crapcans will never get you the girl or earn you "street cred" but can win you the race although not likely.
Man that thing in your garage is such a crapcan! You should take it to the junk yard.
No way! That is the only race car I can afford and I bet I can win a race with it.
Maybe if it doesn't catch fire first!
No way! That is the only race car I can afford and I bet I can win a race with it.
Maybe if it doesn't catch fire first!
by porkchops22 April 26, 2011
Get the crapcan mug.Used when something unfornuate but not tragic occurs. Like when your dog scarfs up your dinner while you go to answer the phone. Similar usage to "Ah, shit!".
You are leaving your favorite local ice cream shop on a sultry July afternoon when someone bumps into you and your double decker scoop of cookie dough plops onto your sparkling white tee shirt..."Sweet crap in a basket!"
by Russdog Maxiums July 28, 2005
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