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nigga brandon

A loser who stays in your home past his welcome, drinks your Dr peppers, and is a literal piece of shit and smokes weed erry day .
how long that nigga brandon staying?
all day, all day. nigga

did you take out that nigga brandon to the dumpster?

So what are you planning to be when you grow up?
-A nigga brandon bitch! weed is life Mufukah
by BitchSquadddddd November 17, 2015
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Autistic Brandon

A mentally challenged person called Brandon he may be cool or sexy but he also has Torretts
That boy is a Autistic Brandon
by Seatbelt Unbuckler November 5, 2018
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Jacob Brandon

The one super annoying guy that thinks he’s hot AF but gets no chicks. He’s ugly and retarded. Has no common sense and is a scary stalker.
by Smartboi21 November 19, 2019
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Brooklynn and Brandon

The most adorable couple they were made for each other. They define Love. He's sexy and shes beautiful. Making other couples jealous and singles jealous because of there strong bond with not one fight.
MAN, I wish I had a great relationship like Brooklynn and Brandon!
by YouWillNeverKnow213 May 26, 2017
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Brandon

a word for guys who like to masturbate while on the phone, play xbox 360 all night, gets drunk and cries to his exes, and go bipolar at any given time during the day. A true Brandon does it all shamelessly. Brandons will murder you while you sleep if you are an ex OR do not kiss his ass and tell him how great he is religously
Girl 1- "ugh I just found out my prince charming is a total Brandon"

Girl 2- " sucks to be you"
by Jt425 July 18, 2009
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brandon

A gay that is really ugly, who laughs way too much.
He hates everything and thinkes to be the best player.
HE IS GAY!!! HE SUCKS BALLS AND FUCKED TWO HORSES WITH OUT EVEN CRYING OUT THAT HE DIDNT WANT IT, HE ENJOYED IT!
HE IS SMELLY he stinks like rotten fish with eggs that once were in a ass!
He thinks other ppls stink but its him!
(brandon is a new nickname for a gay that is ugly and stinks like the death.)
1GUYS, look there comes a brandon HIS BREATH STINKS!
2watch out now, the brandon is firing his rotten eggs.
3that brandon really is a dick of a mom.
by asif333 June 2, 2008
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Brandon

I'm such a Brandon
by g-man12 September 8, 2010
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