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Internet

A place where Bill Gates said would never work. Yet here we are, whoring ourselves to the Internet and MSN Instant Messenger.

Yes, the Internet does own you.
My best friend had the Internet. He said it was cool, until I found his storage of gay porn. I asked him where he got it, he said something called the "Internet"?

Oh my god, MY COUNTERSTRIKE ACCOUNT HAS BEEN DELETED!!! Oh I forgot, the Internet hacked it. Well, off I go to the Microsoft support website.
by Cloud November 16, 2003
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2000s Internet

The state of the internet during the 2000s as well as the rise of social media. This was during a much simpler time where the internet wasn't as prominent as it was in the 2010s and people were actually outside and not glued to their phones or laptops so much.

There was also the birth of many famous websites such as Facebook, YouTube, Twitter, Wikipedia, etc.
The 2000s were honestly the best decade for the internet because not only did we get so many iconic sites, but people weren't too obsessed with being online all the time. That's what makes 2000s internet much better than toxic 2010s internet
by CelticEagle February 10, 2019
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Internet Toughness

A highly sarcastic term for machismo - implying that the person is so pathetic, they can only intimidate people online. Internet toughness is the opposite of actual toughness.
"Oh? You want to ban me? You don't have the internet toughness for that."
by spacekatgal July 13, 2009
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Internetwood

The internet celebrity culture. Based between youtube, myspace, and, blogs. Paris Hilton Is To Hollywood, As TheWineKone is to Internetwood.
People start to go all Internetwood once they get featured on youtube.
by Pop Pop Pop May 14, 2007
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Internet Explorer

1. The best browser to download Firefox.

2. An evil browser that is intergrated in to Windows 95 with IE4 Desktop Update, Windows 98, 98SE, Windows 2000, Windows ME, and Windows XP. And Bill says it can't be removed, but it can.

3. A tool for downloading viruses, spyware, adware, and trojans.

See firefox.
"Oh my! I just got a virus! And I keep getting them! And Internet Explorer is integrated into my OS! And I just downloaded Firefox!"
by IAmNotSashaFierce October 1, 2009
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vinternet

Internet that is only from a wire and not Wi Fi like all clear thinking people have - comes from vintage internet connection and old parents
Man I was over at Saskia's last night and they only have vinternet in the lounge - such a drag we could not send our pix of our vag's to our friends on FB - so 2010, as their parents looked on
by eeyoredonkey March 4, 2011
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internetual

(n) a person who an an encyclopedic knowledge of all matters relating to online media but is interlectually average on all other topics.
Did you hear Charles' original and insightful speech at the Facebook conference? I was so goddam impressed.' 'I wouldn't be. The guy is an internetual, so although he knows pretty much everything about social media, if you want to discuss any other subject with him, you are likely to be very disappointed.
by Clarebear81 June 20, 2011
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