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When a man performs anal sex with such vigor that the area around a woman's anus becomes red and irritated.
When a man performs anal sex with such vigor that the area around a woman's anus becomes red and irritated.
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I don't know man, some how she talked me into the "Apple Betty", now I can't have apple sauce any other way!
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