Carson Albert

A name that only fat ahh dudes have. They have a 90% chance of having autism and not being able to spell. They can’t pull either.

Carson Alberts swears he gets play at the functions.

by Bigpapa7 September 18, 2023

acrimonious Albert

acrimonious: bitter/angry

Albert: who is named albert?
someone that sucks all the good energy from the room like a vampire and makes everyone bitter like them

the vampire of a person: *walks into the room*
all of us: “can you stop being a acrimonious Albert”

vampire: *dies on stop because they can’t be in a good mood for one second*

by Albert hater December 14, 2023

Tyksakken Albert

A fat person that strives to always be the best in class, while at the same time being an utter faggot. He likes to eat shit on the daily and feed his shit to chickens on his retarded farm.

Did you remember when Simon would always correct you in class he was just like Tyksakken Albert

by LordBendtner.com December 20, 2023

Colin albert

I like to kill people BANG! BANG!

Colin albert Yo advantage bois pull up BANG BANG

by Colin albert November 24, 2023

Gunnar Albert

Gunnar Albert is a smart handsome man. He is more handsome than other Gunnar's, Gunnar Albert stands out! He is probably from Sunnmøre

Who is that guy?
Gunnar Albert!!
DAAAMN

by CrazyOldenGirlZZZ March 20, 2024

Fat Albert

a chocolate milkshake that’s been roofied

He tried to give her a Fat Albert because he’s got no game

by hermaphrodisiac December 15, 2024

Pulled an Alberts

Returned to working out at the gym too hard and too soon after surgery.

My boyfriend pulled an Alberts and burst his appendix. Now we can't have sex for a month.

by pdiddy420 May 17, 2011