antarcticock

1. The act of chilling one's dick in a bucket of ice before entering a woman.

2. Freezing one's dick in a block of ice. . .

3. One who fucks icebergs.

As he was preparing to surprise his girlfriend by performing antarcticock, he discovered new meaning to the phrase "blue balls."

by President George Washingdick March 4, 2011

anticlimax

1. (Psychology) - Circumstance of unfulfilled expectation, resulting in disappointment.

2. (Physiology) - An inverted orgasm, where the penis backfires, blasting fizzing molten semen right back up the semeniferous tubules, through the Tubular Bells into the Shatner's Bassoon. Ignorance of anticlimax in Victorian times meant that male pregnancy was poorly understood, with auto-bonked self-pregnant males often suffering scepticism and discrimination.

1. "Had sex with Sarah Palin this morning - what an anticlimax..."

2. "Had sex with Sarah Palin this morning, causing my pork pilaster to recoil and backfire smash-bang up my Shatner's Bassoon - what an anticlimax!!!"

by Oxford-English-Dictionary April 27, 2014

Anthophobia

Powerful fear of flowers.

Man, Undertale gave me permanent anthophobia!

by Azote March 8, 2017

Anti-Art

Art created to challenge the very definition of art and criticize the field as a whole, ironically becoming a part of the artistic establishment and changing the field.

Marcel Duchamp's "Fountain" changed the world of art forever and became a staple of Anti-Art, having taken an old urinal, wrote his name on it and submitted it as an art piece. This led to debates so heated that if it wasn't for "Fountain" and its nuanced use of found objects, modern art would be nothing like it was today.

by The Logical Fallacy May 12, 2017

anti-haul

A term used to describe new products or items from a company, brand, or seasonal release that you won't be buying. Usually referred to products that create a lot of hype and publicity that most people purchase due to advertising rather than necessity.

"My anti-haul for the year is the new iPhone - it's legit like the last one!"
"Girl any and all unicorn makeup is on my anti-haul list this Summer; I don't need 6 blue eye shadows!"
"I saw the new specs for the new Nike Zoom Air, and they going straight on my anti-haul list this season"

by shine3y May 18, 2017

Anthony Stoner

The name of the character played by Tommy Chong in the movie "UP IN SMOKE".

In one of the opening scenes of UP IN SMOKE, Chong's father says to Chong: "Anthony don't walk away from me when I'm talking to you. If you don't get a job by sundown, were gonna ship you off to military school with the Goddamn Finkelstein shit kid, son of a bitch! This reveals that Chongs name is Anthony. Of course his last name has to be Stoner, thus we have Anthony Stoner in the classic stoner movie. In the author's humble opinion, Up IN Smoke is the funniest movie ever!!!!!!!!!

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone May 16, 2018

anti-warmonger

A person who is as rabidly anti-war as you can get without venturing into violence.

Depending on the crowd, she sometimes referred to herself as a pacifist and at other times, she preferred the more in-your-face and dangerous sounding term, anti-warmonger.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 11, 2019