greasy bum sex

for some one to have anal sex and the balls going up the arse are sweaty also shortened down to gbs

"oh fck yeah i just had greasy bum sex with my gf"

by flibe September 22, 2006

male sex slave

A guy who will do anything the female ask of him , mostly when it comes to her sexual desires .

The male sex slave , let his dom gag-ball him , hand {cuffed} him and started to whip him delicate at 1st then harder .
RM made JD her male sex slave for the night , it was so {orgasmic} that this is a {once a week thing

by Dreamyjoe May 24, 2017

Strobe light sex

going at it so hard you keep activating the Clapper

Last night we had strobe light sex.

by Miriam69 April 18, 2012

Safe Sex For Kids

Safe Sex For Kids is a program that allows kids to have sex in a supervised room. It is a very safe enviroment where your kid can have the sex they want. We will not allow kids over 150 pounds in our facilities and participants mustbe ages 8 to 18. Small rooms, Medium rooms and Large rooms will be provided at prices $50 and up. If you would like to send your kids here to out facilities, please call 905-728-2888. Our facilities are located at 67 Brookbroont rd., Kinashida, Ponersprular.

Parent 1: Where should I send my kids to have sex, safely?
Parent 2: Safe Sex For Kids of course! Just read the article on Urban Dictionary!

by Giahwgfa 2 November 14, 2019

Post-Sex Revelation

Pertains only to the male species.

After days of not receiving penil satisfaction a man gives in to his needs and goes yard with an unattractive woman. It is the exact moment when the man cums inside of this woman while staring her in the eye. He then realizes that he just finished a rendezvous with one of the ugliest woman he's ever met.

He decides this isn't the only wrong thing he's been doing with his life. He goes on to straighten completely out and become an outstanding citizen. After about a week of not getting poon he will likely get desperate and engage in the act again.

I'm serious man, just fuck an ugly girl when you're desperate. I quit smoking and started doing all of my homework just because of that post-sex revelation.

by Cowtoy August 15, 2012

ultimate sex goddess

My girlfriend

My girlfriend is an ultimate sex goddess.

by IloveTHEultimatesexgoddess April 11, 2017

Star Wars and Sex

The act of two or more people (usually a couple) have sex while watching Star Wars at one of the participant's house. Usually the couple will start having sex during lull in the action, and finishing during the climax.

Girlfriend: "I haven't seen any of the Star Wars movies in a while."
Boyfriend: "Well, do you want to Star Wars and Sex?"

by Frodo1070 April 14, 2016