Jakob and ileana

Jakob and ileana are an extraordinary cute couple and everyone just wants to be in a relationship like they are. Both of them are super hot and extremely sexy. But their characters are also very nice and special. They can have conversations for hours even though jakob is more a listener and ileana is more a story teller. Jakob is also so good looking that all of the grade 10 girls at thirsting over him but he doesn’t care because he is so deeply in love with ileana.

Everybody: Omg I want to be in a relationship like jakob and ileana are

by Ja502 November 21, 2021

Garlic bread is illegal

a sentence used by garlic bread antis to basically say that garlic bread is against the law

bro i think that guy thinks Garlic bread is illegal

by choco (real!) December 24, 2021

Due to illness.

A generic and feeble excuse that was highly exploited during the pandemic as to why something will not happen within an agreed timescale, maybe will never happen at all or to explain someone's non attendance at a meeting, event or function.

Dave apologises for not being able to attend baby Tarquin's christening today.
Yes it's really disappointing his missed Tarquin's big day has he said why he can't make it?
He just said it was due to illness.

by Another pseudonymal August 3, 2022

Floating Island (île flottante)

A Floating Island, is when you defecate into a sink and it breaks into two parts. The first part is used to block the sink and the other remains free. Proceed to urinate into the sink to create a lake with your poo floating on top.

Boy: Come quickly! I've made an ile flottante!
Girl: Oh my goodness its beautiful- that's the best floating island (île flottante) I have ever seen!

:: They both stared at the floating island for hours, like it was a work of art.

by Anon1115 September 8, 2022

The moon illusions and lies

The moon is made up of illusions and lies

The moon illusions and lies

by King of wisdom 901 November 3, 2022

non-psychiatric illness

An illness where the doctors could find a tangible cause through modern methods of divination (such as blood tests and x-rays) and therefore feel confident that potions, cutting, and the application of poisons with powerful paradoxical mojo will surely work and not be wasted. Such illnesses are called "structural", the opposite of which is "functional." When divination methods fail or produce ambiguous results, the patient is said to have a functional or psychiatric illness and is given specific time periods to bitch and moan about imaginary problems. This is not considered respectable because it fails to promote the position and power of the medical profession.

-You know how that weirdo Craig acts like such a psycho, crying all the time, yelling, making no sense, frothing at the mouth and all kinds of other scary shit?
-Oh yeah, I told the dude straight up that he needs professional help.
-OMG, dude! Turns out they did an x-ray on his head. It's all kinds of messed up in there. Turns out Craig has a non-psychiatric illness.
-No way! That is so weird. Well, anyone who acts like that needs professional help anyway, IMHO.

by KeepItSweet November 17, 2022

Repetitive Respiration Illness

Something you would tell your boss to get out of work. The true definition is “breathing”

Person 1: Sorry boss. I was just diagnosed with Repetitive Respiration Illness. I can’t come in until tomorrow.

Boss: Oh that’s ok. Can you send me a picture of the doctors note?
Person 1: …

by BABA HOOHA December 20, 2022