Fartosis

In a state where you can’t stop farting

I am in complete fartosis.

by Sar444 January 17, 2022

fartolatacrap

the feeling of when you're asleep and fell like you falling then pee you're self so then you have to sneak into your parent's room because for some reason your clothes are in there.

great i just did a fartolatacrap in my sleep

by LoopKoop January 18, 2022

farttwt

the best tiredtwt group chat of all time

farttwt is the best tiredtwt group chat, of all time.

by farttwt January 22, 2022

Fartdart

Fartdart : the act of farting into your cupped hand and throwing it into someone’s face.

Forget cropdusting Robert’s living room, I’m going to fartdart his face!

by Rootpeench February 4, 2022

Fartriloquism

The ability of a dog or small child to fart across the room and make it sound like it came from you. See also: fartriloquist

“Honey, did you fart?”

“No, it was the dog! She’s gifted in fartriloquism!

by Cattlebaroness February 4, 2022

Fartriloquist

A dog or small child capable of farting and making it sound like it was you. See also: fartriloquism

(Farting loudly) did you hear the dog? She’s a real fartriloquist!!

by Cattlebaroness February 4, 2022

Fartism- Version 3

A new-age philosophy that states that farts, in and of themselves give life meaning and happiness. In other words, this is a philosophy that attaches prime importance to farts over everything else and necessitates one who follows this philosophy to fart 5 times a day to give thanks/homage to farts, as well as eat beans every day in Ramadan to please the fart Gods, on a very sound epistemological foundation that farts clear out the waste (i.e. darkness of the human experience), therefore fartism is the thing that brings light to the entire world (by eliminating all the waste/bad of the universe) answers all the questions of human existence and more, and is supported by all other philosophies/religions in the entirety of the world's history (as well as is a fundamental truth of reality whose true nature is acknowledged in some way or form by all philosophies/religions in history, whether you realize it or not or is intrinsically supported by or is woven into the very fabric of existence itself).

David just subscribed to Fartism- Version 3 yesterday. He is now a born-again fartist who has understood all things and has achieved 100% enlightenment, unlike Spongebob in that one episode where he said "I know everything now", yet that wasn't true cuz well, his brain is limited. Fartism is not limited, however, it is true and explains all of reality/is a concrete reality, whether our brains understand this or not.

by CreeperDude567 February 4, 2022