Fartriloquism 

the art of producing a fart in such a way that it sounds like it comes from another source

Person 1: *fart*

Person 2: "man that sounded like a rusty screen door."

Person 1: "yeah i've been working on my fartriloquism."

Fartriloquism by Jeeeebuuuussss May 26, 2009

fartriloquism  

Art of “throwing” one's farts in such a way that the sound and/or smell seems to come from a source other than the farter.

A person who practices the art is called an ventriloquist.

"Trey,I was in the middle of the room when all of a sudeen I smelled a nasty fart"

"Dude, sorry, was doing my fartriloquism act, I was aiming for Anthony."

fartriloquism by John the Heeb January 16, 2009

fartriloquism 

The science of passing the blame when one passes the gas. The science of farting and getting away with it since someone else gets blamed.

Fartriloquism is hard to master, but the rewards can be tremendous.

fartriloquism by dj1 September 24, 2011

Fartriloquism 

The ability of a dog or small child to fart across the room and make it sound like it came from you. See also: fartriloquist

“Honey, did you fart?”

“No, it was the dog! She’s gifted in fartriloquism!

Fartriloquism by Cattlebaroness February 4, 2022

fartriloquist 

Anyone who farts and manages to have all of his companions blame it on someone next to him. Bonus points if the person who gets the blame is some innocent stranger.

Wow! That guy standing by us in 7-Eleven really blew a nasty fart. It smelled so bad my teeth hurt." "Actually, that was me. I'm a fartriloquist.

fartriloquist by PsychoPuppyDad April 4, 2011

fartriliquism 

The art of farting near someone in a large group and making it appear that somone else in the group is the farter. This is a very hard art to perfect and can result in many pairs of ruined underwear

Fartriliquism is practiced at work everyday when one co-worker blames his gas on another co-worker.

fartriliquism by AXOMAN June 3, 2007

Farttriloquist 

The ability to fart in the vicinity of others and make it sound like it came from someone else in the group.

We were eating dinner with friends and Carl let one fly and farttriloquisted it to Ben.

Farttriloquist by Barney ruble October 21, 2012