Person 1: *fart*
Person 2: "man that sounded like a rusty screen door."
Person 1: "yeah i've been working on my fartriloquism."
Person 2: "man that sounded like a rusty screen door."
Person 1: "yeah i've been working on my fartriloquism."
by Jeeeebuuuussss May 26, 2009
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A person who practices the art is called an ventriloquist.
A person who practices the art is called an ventriloquist.
"Trey,I was in the middle of the room when all of a sudeen I smelled a nasty fart"
"Dude, sorry, was doing my fartriloquism act, I was aiming for Anthony."
"Dude, sorry, was doing my fartriloquism act, I was aiming for Anthony."
by John the Heeb January 16, 2009
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The science of passing the blame when one passes the gas. The science of farting and getting away with it since someone else gets blamed.
by dj1 September 24, 2011
Get the fartriloquism mug.The ability of a dog or small child to fart across the room and make it sound like it came from you. See also: fartriloquist
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Get the Fartriloquism mug.Anyone who farts and manages to have all of his companions blame it on someone next to him. Bonus points if the person who gets the blame is some innocent stranger.
Wow! That guy standing by us in 7-Eleven really blew a nasty fart. It smelled so bad my teeth hurt." "Actually, that was me. I'm a fartriloquist.
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Get the fartriloquist mug.The art of farting near someone in a large group and making it appear that somone else in the group is the farter. This is a very hard art to perfect and can result in many pairs of ruined underwear
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