Glazed Blueberry Donut

The sexual act of jerking off and while cumming jamming your cock through the hole of a blueberry donut presenting it for your sexual partner.

Brandon surprised me with a glazed blueberry donut for our anniversary last week.

by PeterBoner September 27, 2018

snooze blues

Uncomfortable sleep.

I tossed and turned. I had a nightmare. I had the snooze blues.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

Penobscot Blueberry

A bruise left during a session of rough sex.

Dude1: We tried out a new riding crop last night and Susan left a big Penobscot blueberry on my ass.

Dude2: Nice. Good times.

by t pot January 31, 2019

Download blues

The feeling of impending doom after leaving the world's greatest rock festival. You look for rehab but beer is all you find

I have download blues, send help

by JD555666 June 20, 2019

tsm_bluewolf

Irrelevant

Have you heard about that kid TSM_BlueWolf?

Yeah I heard hes irrelevant because of the TSM in his name, doesnt he also have ttv?

by Peqper (Pep) June 26, 2019

The blues traveler

Going down on a woman like she’s ya favorite harmonica

Things really heated up after I gave her the blues traveler.

by Daduffster July 26, 2019

boner blues

This term is used when you can not get a boner due to a situation, that makes your dick sad and soft.

Me and Suzi were trying dirty talk, that was great until she called me skinny penis , that gave me a serious case of the boner blues.

by cussergeniass October 1, 2019