does this shirt make me look fat

yes

"does this shirt make me look fat?"
"yes"

by mike lemon May 3, 2009

Fuck my ass and call me Betty

A saying you say when someone tell you you did something wrong

Mark: you left the stove on

Jack: well fuck my ass and call me Betty

by Chayzer December 10, 2016

Bon voyage, me old cream cracker

A reference used when saying goodbye to your 'old cream cracker'.

"Ah, bon voyage, me old cream cracker!" Said Sid to Roddy.

"My old cream cracker! He is a spiffing chum!" Samuel said, patting Jonathan on the back.

by evillweevil December 16, 2017

Don't tell me tell your mom

Another phrase originating from greensprings school, used in a similar manner to wait no telling. It is used to express disinterest in what someone is telling you about. And insinuating that their mother would be more amused by what they have to say than anyone else.

David: Never do that again you are so annoying!!
John: Don't tell me tell your mom.

by FrznYgrt January 26, 2020

National Give Me Your Hoodie Day

give yo girl your hoodie on January 29th boys!

Hey Joe, it's National Give Me Your Hoodie Day!

by bitchgirl4 January 28, 2020

Good job you killed me again

Good job you killed me again is a multi playlist/podcast made to have fun and chill.

Made by COOLGAMER#4176 (myself) I host podcast episodes, Stream on Twitch, Add songs to the playlists, Make images, And edit youtube videos.

You can find the good job you killed me again podcast / playlist on Spotify

Dude dies in Call of Duty : Wow good job you killed me again >:(

by COOLGAMER#.... March 10, 2022

Slap my knee and call me pickle

An expression of enlightenment and revelation concerning information that was previously unknown.

Sam and J rode down highway 81 to the honky tonk bar. A Wheeler Walker Jr. song played over the truck radio - Eatin Pussy, Kickin Ass.
Sam looked at J. Her eyes glistened with regret.

"J, we have a situation," Sam said.
"What happened?"
"I seem to have shit my pants, J"
"Well slap my knee and call me pickle, Sam," J muttered. "I'm turnin' this truck around baby."

by ChandlerHasStrongShoulders March 26, 2022