An abbreviation of "To get out the ruler and compare dicks," the phrase "getting out the ruler" or "to get out the ruler" means to size up one's accomplishments with another's, or to one-up them.
I ran two miles in under 15 minutes yesterday!
Well, not to get out the ruler, but I ran two miles in under 13 minutes a few weeks ago.
Well, not to get out the ruler, but I ran two miles in under 13 minutes a few weeks ago.
by Lumacurve June 04, 2018
by John cena 696969 March 07, 2021
When you get hubied
by BannonBalls January 03, 2022
A over-simplified or less serious variation of "Kill yourself" or "Die in a Ditch"
Useful to get your point across in a short amount of time such as through texting or online videogame lobbies
Useful to get your point across in a short amount of time such as through texting or online videogame lobbies
by Legeth'Drn August 03, 2022
A way of inducing hallucinations by mixing the popular children's medicine Calpol, with mushed up defrosted fishfingers and then baking. After baking, this paste is eaten and quickly causes visual and audio hallucinations that can last for several hours and be extremely intense.
Are we Getting Birdseye'd tonight? My parents arent home so we can make it there.
Ronnie got badly Captain Birdseye'd last night and shit all over his bedroom
Ronnie got badly Captain Birdseye'd last night and shit all over his bedroom
by MuckaChucka February 03, 2022
by Chain Furious May 15, 2020
by Lmrtheoneandonly April 05, 2017