Stuffed unicorn

When two guys are having sex and the one behind is big enough to that it fills the second penis up thus making it erect

Was hanging out with my buds and one of them gave me my first "Stuffed Unicorn"

by Squirrel_Breath April 12, 2017

Zee-unicorn

Zee-unicorn is where you lube a hand up and wank a guy off on your head while he is catching some zzz's.

Oi mate.. guess what? That german backpacker sure gave me zee-unicorn of the century.

by Zapp zappos October 26, 2017

hunting unicorns

Holding out for the perfect someone or something while citing ever more elusive criterion and reasons.

Jill’s still single because she’s hunting unicorns.

by autrsc June 2, 2018

Sexy Unicorn

Sexy Unicorn:A Unicorn Thats Sexy And Gets Hell Of Pegases

Sexy Unicorn Went To Find A Pegases

by Jordasia21 June 13, 2018

2 headed unicorn

When a guy takes a strap on and puts it on in reverse, then proceeds to have sex with 2 women. One in front and one behind, BACK & FOURTH & BACK & FOURTH.

Dude, he just pulled the 2 headed unicorn with those strippers from the shitty titty.

by J_Badger.King O'theWampusKats January 20, 2017

purple unicorn

verb. act of strapping a purple strap-on to your head and performing sex acts

that guy gave her the purple unicorn.

by x14 September 28, 2008

Unicorns

Unicorns are an ACTUAL creature that used to exist, but, are now extinct.

I don't care if there is no archaelogical evidence to support the existence of the unicorns. The BIBLE says they existed!

And I don't mean these modern, altered, man-made versions of the Bible, I mean the ORIGINAL King James Version, the ONLY version AUTHORIZED by GOD! If the KJV was good enough for Moses and Jesus, then it's good enough for me!

If you don't believe in unicorns, then you don't believe in the Bible, and you are going to Hell!

See Numbers 23:22; 24:8
Deuteronomy 33:17
Job 39:9-10
Psalms 22:21; 29:6; 92:10
Isaiah 34:7

by Tex Arkana July 29, 2006