Uberful

When your comedy set is full of Uber jokes

My favorite passengers are “Uberful”

by Yungmuzz October 26, 2022

Uber Driver

Normally of Asian descent who maybe well educated in there own country but there qualifications are not a valid in the UK so they become Uber drivers where they pray on intoxicated and under age women, they also share cars and PH licence with there brothers, cousins, uncles and farther.

Uber Driver: Hello I'm Ali your driver, how much have you drank missus?

Liz: only one glass of wine

Uber Driver: face of disappointment

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Uber Driver: hello little girl is your father still in your life?

Shazz: no he fúckëd off for ten Benson's and hedge's when I was three and never came home

Uber driver: you would be a princess in my own country, I treat you good, you want a kabab and a can of coke, you have one of these tablets

by Shalam69 September 3, 2023

uber-autism

A person can, not be autistic but still have Uber-Autism. Uber-Autism is when a person is very smart or skilled but does extremely stupid pr dangerous shit.
eg
@spotto, @brandon herrera, @ i did a thing , @michel reves

person 1- I dont know why but I cant stop doing dumb shit even though im very smart
person 2- you definitly have Uber-Autism

by @TheShadowKnight May 13, 2024

Uber Boy

when you stick you ass out of a parked car and go to pound town

you can tell he’s an Uber boy by how he sits

by dasoddie July 11, 2024

ultra death-skank of uber-doom

the ultra death-skank of uber-doom (or UDSUD) is a technique of skanking invented by a highschooler named nate used to skank in mosh pits withouth hXc dancing.

can also be used to smash people's balls in or give them a dead leg so you can grab whatever you are trying to get from them (ex: bag of weed) and yell YOINK and then run away really fast

dude! nate just used the ultra death-skank of uber-doom on ezra again because i think he said something about his sister and had to get an unfair advantage to run away because of his stoner asthma!

by ledhead7389 May 21, 2007

Ubered

When your delivery driver drops your food off on a random street and “support” does nothing about it… except tell you it’s actually the correct street.

please explain why you consider dumping my order in a random street an acceptable level of service? Inadequate response received from your ‘support’ email attempting to lie and excuse this.

“You’ve been Ubered!!”

by LuberPains December 9, 2021

uber risk

It means above risk or over risk

Boy: How about we sneak outside tonight

Me: That's uber risk

by litnononononono December 18, 2017