Hey Kevin, you don't need another drink, you can barely stand.
Kevin: "it's ok, I'm having my Uber round.
Friend: Party on then, Kevin
Kevin: "it's ok, I'm having my Uber round.
Friend: Party on then, Kevin
by Cupist January 16, 2018

by fakename06 January 5, 2019

Peewee's favorite thing to consume, well strippers and uber are his favorite, anyways the definition of Uber is Coke, Cocaine, Yayo, blow, snow, white, powder, dust, flake, cola, bump, line, etc.
Mr. Peewee once quoted "FYI my bday is tomorrow 🤷🏽 ♂️🤷🏽 ♂️ not saying I want gifts 🎁 but u guys know what I like 😂😂 " "UBER, and lapdances, oh and chinitas"
Mr. Wolfverine once quote "guuuuuuyyyyyysss........who would like to make my dream come true?!" " My dream has always been to do an Uber off someones butt"
Ms. Raynus once quoted " Alex ill let you do a line off my ass in you give me BUMP"
Ms Raynus also quoted " rogus I will never call the cops on you baby!.... againg"
Anyways Uber means coke.
Peewee loves uber and his birthdays is tomorrow sooooo you know shat to get him.
Mr. Wolfverine once quote "guuuuuuyyyyyysss........who would like to make my dream come true?!" " My dream has always been to do an Uber off someones butt"
Ms. Raynus once quoted " Alex ill let you do a line off my ass in you give me BUMP"
Ms Raynus also quoted " rogus I will never call the cops on you baby!.... againg"
Anyways Uber means coke.
Peewee loves uber and his birthdays is tomorrow sooooo you know shat to get him.
by Mr. Rogus December 14, 2018

by ♡ Ender ♡ January 11, 2014

I went uber running earlier. I went 15 miles west, a new record.
I keep my run fresh by uber running.
When I want to explore I go uber running.
I keep my run fresh by uber running.
When I want to explore I go uber running.
by Captain F bomb October 17, 2017

When your Uber driver spends the length of the trip bitching ad nauseum about crappy disrespectful passengers, bullshit city policies that make their lives hell, Uber driver contracts that bring them lower pay and no workers rights all the while driving like a maniac to your destination while you strap in, hold on and pray.
by RockTheMike August 17, 2015

by litnononononono December 18, 2017
