toaster oven

derogitory term used to describe male reproductive organ

hey bitch, blow my toaster oven!

by Rishi & Bia August 2, 2006

Teeter Totter

When a guy has 2 women and wants to do both he puts a strap on backwards and goes to work

Andrew had to girls so he decided to do a teeter totter rather then hitting them both seperately.

by zbmen April 13, 2010

toaster mage

In his words, an "Excessively lazy" person who asked me to define him here. Likes pies, glee and "o.o"

He is a communist! www.pieism.tk o.o

by Zal January 16, 2005

toaster pastry

when performing anal sex, the man blows his man shake into the anus... thus making a warm and creamy toaster pastry

brandon and danielle just made a delicious toaster pastry in the closet

by RmfB October 7, 2009

teater-totter

A reverse doggy-style position where the guy inserts his penis into the chick (as a pivot) and rocks back and forth like a see-saw (or teater-totter) in a push up like motion. Gives the appearance of a see-saw as the guy penetrates in and out.

Guy 1: He man did you freak that bitch out last night?

Guy 2: Yeah, she was sick of the same old positions, so i showed her my "athletic ability" and teater-tottered that bitch.

by stone_cold_sparky January 17, 2007

poot-tooter

Someone who loves to poot/toot/fart. They are commonly referred to as poot-tooters when not only does their gas have quantity, but also volume.

Lo was being a little poot-tooter today, i could smell her from here

by T-Mizzle May 6, 2008

mattress toter

A skank,slut or whore that carries a mattress on her back hoping to fuck everyone in town on it.

That Karleigh is such a fucking mattress toter. She better take that fucking ass some where else before i kick it for her.

by Rhonda Rumschik January 14, 2009