Scenario Nut

The instance when you masturbate to a scenario that occurred earlier. Your mind manipulates the situation, and you imagines the way it could’ve gone. The ejaculation usually feels very good.
“Today when I saw that cute girl in a swim suit during health, I thought about it later and busted a scenario nut thinking about how I could have fucked her.”
by abcdefgnow March 17, 2019
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nut napkin

A small wad of used kleenex or other tissue paper left on the nightstand after your friend and his girl sleep in your guest bedroom.
You better stop leaving your fucking nut napkins laying on my furniture son....
by jimmycakes April 28, 2016
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soggy nuts

A sexual act (more a game really) - the process of a male soaking/dipping/coating gracefully his testicles in a substance with the overall aim of having ones swingers licked clean of said substance by a lover.

For this purpose, honey, cream, jam or peanut butter is preferable as to give the Licker a satisfying mouthful.
Over Snapchat -
Boy: Wanna do something freaky when we meet in the local park tomorrow after my dads gone to work and your homework is finished? Xx
Girl: Like what baby who I love so much? xoxoxoxoxxx
Boy: Soggy Nuts is always a game I've wanted to try xx
Girl: Ehm yeah totes! Just don't cum inside me, Mom would kill me xxxxxxxoooooooxxxxxx
by JaeJae171 April 26, 2017
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Puss nut

A person who is acting like a complete weak ass bitch/asshole.
Wtf he did that to you, he's such a puss nut.
by Buttnugget246 March 12, 2018
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nut & bolt

1
: an impromptu sexual encounter when either party's obligations only allow time for an aggressive fuck session where each party is only concerned with making themselves cum as fast as possible and both parties agree there will be no conversation, foreplay or cuddling before or after. Cum and Go.

2
:(verb) To stop by and pound the pussy as violently as possible in an effort to make her cum before you do and then getting to fuck out so she can clean up and get back to doing what she needs to do.
I'm too busy studying, but you can drop in for a nut & bolt.

I know you'r busy but, I need that fat ass you sexy bitch. I promise I'll nut & bolt.
by B Nastee March 27, 2016
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unmanual nut

Sleeping with someone unattractive just to get an orgasm.
Sleeping with her wasn't because I liked her, I just like the convenience of an unmanual nut. (masturbating can get old)
by lord venom November 10, 2013
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No Nut Novemburst

The post No Nut November ejaculation that is so explosive it is often referred to as the Micro-Pompeii.
Billy: I took on the no nut November challenge and I No Nut Novembursted so hard I put a hole in the ceiling of my bathroom.
by GnarlyCharley325 March 06, 2019
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