Ticketeer

Someone who is in a phone support job that cannot answer tickets or emails correctly. They generally give wrong information to get through it as quickly as possible and are hated by other employees that fix their mistakes.

-ex. That stupid ticketeer stole all my emails before I could answer them.
-ex. 3 ticketeers asked a customer if they were connected to the internet, as they were emailing them!
-ex. The ticketeer answered one call all day.
-ex. Ticketeers have a habit of changing the subject so the customer forgets about their problem.

by skoo skaa skoo September 7, 2013

Ticket or Flip it

Any assistance where a ticket process is involved for assistance, but individuals circumvent the setup in place cause they think they are special.

With so many people trying to avoid standard practices, I ask them up front.. Ticket or Flip it....

by js2525 August 28, 2013

ticket feces

The bits that are left over after you scratch off an instant ticket.

What a bummer, this ticket was a loser, and my table is covered in ticket feces.

by FlickMontana September 29, 2014

tinkerluck

managing to fiddle an object with *somewhat* successful results, without messing up the object or breaking it

antonym: fucking shit up

person1: "hoppyshit my tablet's not working"
me: "yo let me-"
person1: "FUCK NO-" *suddenly leaves like a dumbass forgetting to take tablet with them*
me: *fiddles with settings*
person1: "HOLYFUUUUUuuu-"
me: *hands out a fully functioning tablet*
person1:"what?"
me: it's tinkerluck man, got that neverland pixie dust shit sprinklin all over that tablet

by bellhopper March 5, 2015

Tinkerfuck

Changing the minute details of an already proven process, thus creating a new, fucked up process

"Why does Andy continue to try to change our proven processes?"
"Because he loves to tinkerfuck everything until it doesn't work anymore. "

by Kosher Bacon July 16, 2015

ticket whore

Someone who excessively buys a ridiculous amount of tickets for concerts, sporting events, etc.

My wife is such a ticket whore. She has a ticket to every event that's going on in town.

by loopit October 26, 2015

tikeira

The most brightest, beautiful,strongest,lady that a man will always ask for.
When she is in her moods, she know how to sty away and keep calm.she is the sunlight of the sun, the green leafs of the tree because she is bright.

I would love to meet this tikeira she sound smart.

by -Michele barkwood April 12, 2016