throat burner

a weed smoking device, usually a pipe, that kicks hard and burns the throat.

"I got some pot, you got a paper?"

"no, but I got the throat burner."

by ghostfeller December 25, 2007

Thornton

A person who tells people's secrets, and makes a big deal out of stupid small things

OMG Don't be such a Thornton, you told him Britney Spears' deepest darkest secrets. YA DUMB DOUCHE!

by Tina Fay January 3, 2010

thornton park

A small, gay area of downtown Orlando. Most of the people there are flamboyant and can be found on Washington Street sipping mimosas and walking their small dogs. Previously known as "Snortin Park," many of the people who frequent the bars in this neighborhood are grown adults who spend all day serving hamburgers and beer, and spend all night blowing the small amount of money they make on booze and cocaine. Don't let this area fool you, it is very liberal but very clique-y and high school-ish. Most of the residents are gay, or have completely failed at life. Or both.

Hey man, I think I'm gonna go down to Burton's in Thornton Park tonight.

-Why? To bang an overweight girl who smells like bbq food, or to bang an overweight girl who smells like hamburgers?

No, no, I'm going there to bang an aging, alcoholic homosexual this time.

by ashevillesfinest September 14, 2010

throning

to send a text, update your facebook, twitter, myspace or any other internet social network status while sitting upon the toilet.

i was throning my facebook status when all of a sudden it was time to flush.

by shatz mcnasty December 16, 2009

"magic throat"

Oral sex that results in laryngitis-like symptoms the next morning, including hoarseness, sore throat and/or a weak voice.

She caught a wicked case of "magic throat" after the party last night.

by Ashley Jacobson January 13, 2007

thronic

A famous drug dealer. Wrote sometimes on bathroom walls.

Thronic on deck

by Mister Auto January 8, 2011

Thornton'd

The act of finishing an entire meal without consuming any beverages for the duration.

Fuck i just Thornton'd that whole beef vindaloo. I've got a mouth like a camels arsehole!

by swaggot November 22, 2011