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Nut Fatigue

Guy1: Why didn't Guy3 show up?
Guy2: He said he's feeling tired, so he's not coming.
Guy1: He always masturbates before we go out, he's probably having Nut Fatigue.
by Kapeet May 7, 2019
mugGet the Nut Fatiguemug.

Knockin' nuts

The slapping of the scrotem on ones inner thighs.
Do you have a bag case of knockin' nuts?
by Chris&Annee February 17, 2021
mugGet the Knockin' nutsmug.

unmanual nut

Sleeping with someone unattractive just to get an orgasm.
Sleeping with her wasn't because I liked her, I just like the convenience of an unmanual nut. (masturbating can get old)
by lord venom November 10, 2013
mugGet the unmanual nutmug.

Whistle nuts

A young and inexperienced co worker who can't do stuff without messing it up
To fix what Whistle nuts screwed up .
by Weasel67 July 23, 2016
mugGet the Whistle nutsmug.

Cuck Nut

When you are violently knocked out right before cumming but you still cum in the unconscious state therefore removing all the satisfaction of the nut
I was jacking off for an hour but then my roommate hit me with a bat in the head. What a fucking cuck nut
by Alacktor November 15, 2019
mugGet the Cuck Nutmug.

Nut Decay

The progressive decay of a man's nuts due to the existence of a wife and kids.

Nut decay is typically based on a half-life theorem or progressive exponential decay. A man will on average lose 50% of their nuts due to a women joining their life and half their remaining nuts with each child.
My good friend used to be a stud, but after getting married and having 5 kids he's barely a man. We're talking about serious Nut Decay.
by HomeAlone October 30, 2018
mugGet the Nut Decaymug.

Rag Nut

A small person that is so light that you can just throw them all over the place, like a rag doll.
No Rag Nut, I'm not going to throw you on the roof.
by Vanderslar April 28, 2020
mugGet the Rag Nutmug.

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