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Ten Column Proofs

To realize that you have been tricked and these are not actually real. This was all a waste of time.
I can’t believe that I actually believed ten column proofs are real!
by AshtonBigBoi February 11, 2019
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Ten-Cobb

The purest of bowling strikes when all ten pins get back and the sound crashes so loudly that it makes your soul leap for joy.
That strike he threw just now was perfection…..all you had to do was listen and you’d know it was a Ten-Cobb for sure!
by BigMoney$ December 7, 2021
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riley tens

who’s that. oh it’s riley tens. she’s irrelevant
by iRelevant August 9, 2018
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.9.A Cuban Dies November Tenth, Two Thousand And Ten And Dominicans Move In November Tenth, Two Thousand And Nine.9.
.9.A Cuban Dies November Tenth, Two Thousand And Ten And Dominicans Move In November Tenth, Two Thousand And Nine.9.
by exereravileexe@gmail.com July 24, 2025
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Den Ten

a brilliant YouTuber. a very sweet little Mushroom and he will always love you no matter what. if your'e dating a Den Ten you have hit gold. He is such a nice guy and he treats his women right. Den Ten i love you very much and want you to be happy. den ten will go far in life so keep him by your side. Den Ten is a pet name that Den Ten loves, so call him that all the time if your'e dating him.
Nawww I love you so much Den Ten your'e my perfect little mushroom.
by thesexgodess September 17, 2020
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The Ten Commuffments

The Ten Commuffments

And the Muff spoke all these words, saying: "I am Muff!"

ONE: You shall have no other Muffs before Me.

TWO: You shall not make yourself a carved Muff--any likeness of anything that is in Muff heaven above, or that is in the Muff beneath, or that is in the Muff under the Earth.

THREE: You shall not take the name of the Muff in Vain.

FOUR: Remember the Muff day, to keep it Muffy.

FIVE: Honor your Muff's.

SIX: You shall not murder Muff.

SEVEN: You shall not commit adultery on Muff.

EIGHT: You shall not steal Muff.

NINE: You shall not bear false witness against your Muff.

TEN: You shall not covet your Muff's house; you shall not covet your Muff, nor the Muff's partner, nor the Muff servant, nor his Muffiest of Muffs, nor his Muffets, nor his Muffins, nor his Muffings, nor his Muffed Muff, nor his Muff Muffs, nor his Muffism ways, nor his Muff Monster, nor his Muff cheese, nor his Muffdoctor, nor his Muffdiver, nor anything that is your Muff's.
Muff: Live life by the code of Muffism.

Joe Jerk Off: How do I do that?

Muff: Start by reading The Ten Commuffments...
by Muffism June 2, 2010
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Totti Ten

Named after the Roma Legend Francesco Totti. A Totti Ten is completed when a young man successfully pulls 10 girls in one night. Folklore speaks of the first perfect Totti Ten being completed by a boy in Preston attending a night out at the beginning of Sixth Form. Rumour has it Lancashire Life wrote an article on the topic.
Boy 1: Did you have a good night out?

Boy 2: Yes mate I pulled off a Totti Ten!
Boy 1: Well done, I hope my life is one day as successful as yours!
by Paddy Blaney August 4, 2016
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