Valdosta State University

The Division II UGA of South Georgia. The team mascot is a blazer although you will find more UGA and UF apparel across campus. It may also be referred to as the UGA of South Georgia considering the lack of any universities. The campus is composed of 3 types of people: The Rich & Dumb from the Atlanta area, Hicks from surrounding counties, and then the people born and raised in Valdosta. No matter how large the school grows it will never reach a large popularity due it being in a high school football community... the football team plays in a high school football stadium even though they have some DII National Championships.

Bill: "You going to the game this Saturday?"
Bob: "Maybe,who the Valdosta State University Blazers playing?"
Bill: "North Alabama, should be a good game"
Bob: "Sounds like it, what time?"
Bill: "1pm"
Bob: "Dang, can't make it. The UGA game is on at that time"

Fred: "Dude, you gonna hook up with that girl?"
Mike: "Man a 1/3 of the girls here have STD's, no thanks."

by oMowl87 March 5, 2011

the united states of america

A place that is put down by arrogant europeans who have never been there.

oi innit america's just some shit hole with a disneyland? and everyone's fuckin obese and dont know shit, innit.

the united states of america has lots of variety and is a nice place to live.

by Angelacia February 18, 2008

Penn State

To take advantage of, sexually, and to have it go unreported afterwards

I totally penn stated that girl last week.

by bsbro.3569 November 23, 2011

Staten Island

One of the five boroughs of New York City. Often referred to as "The Forgotten Borough". Aptly named, as there is nothing to do in Staten Island, other than go to the Staten Island mall, or to one of the three movie theaters. Unlike Manhattan or any of the other boroughs, Staten Island is completely divided, the North Shore being the habitat of all African-American, Latinos/Hispanics, Irish, and race and nationality that is not Italian or Russian. The South Shore/Mid-Island is made up primarily of the aforementioned parties.

Speaking as an Irish, North Shore resident, the South Shore is filled with illiterate, close-minded, spoiled children. The "Staten Island" sterotype is completely because of those assholes. Unfortunately, all Caucasian inhabitants of Staten Island are supposed to have a thick Staten Island accent, which is like the retarded child of a New Jersey accent and a Brooklyn accent, tan to an unnatural color, usually orange, and gel the shit out of your hair, if you are a man, or use hairspray like there's a fucking endless supply of it.

The North Shore, however, is known for it's crime, though I would much rather live two blocks from Jersey Street than in Tottenville. This may not come as a shock to some of you, but the KKK has an active chapter located right in Tottenville.

Please, if on a visit to Staten Island, take my advice and get out as quickly as you came. Maybe you can still go to Brooklyn.

Intelligent Staten Islander: Hello, I was wondering if I could ask what time it is?

Guido/Guidette: Ummmmm, n0. I d0nt t4lk to p30pl3 l1ke u.

Intelligent Staten Islander: I'm astounded and scared of the fact that my IQ is slowly decreasing every moment I spend talking to you.

Guido/Guidette: IQ? n0w u g0nna t4lk sh1t?

Intelligent Staten Islander: How did I end up in this cesspool? My God, why have you forsaken me?

by ImaginaryGirl May 22, 2009

President of the United States

The greatest warmonger at any one time on planet Earth.

President of the United States: "Its time for a total war on terror"
Translation: "Its time to rob these Arab bastards of every drop of oil they have"

by An Angry Human Being June 25, 2016

Statue-tory rape

Having sex with an inanimate object, especially a marble statue of a former president.

Guy 1: Did you hear about Dave? He got busted for statue-tory rape.
Guy 2: With a 16-year old?
Guy 1: No, with the Lincoln Memorial!
Guy 2: Are they going to lock him up for four score and seven years?
Guy 1: Dude!

by joe b hall July 24, 2009

Ohio State ignorance

People who think Ohio State sucks, but are just blinded by the fact that their team sucks and Ohio State is consistently good, year in and year out. See also : jealousy Most likely a Michigan fan who is tired of being beaten every year. Also may refer to someone who is a fan of a team not participating in both the football and basketball championships in the same year.

Its fine to come out of the closet and admit you suffer from Ohio State Ignorance, it's not like you're gay or a dog fighting organizer.

by OH_IO August 28, 2007