Noun. It is a phenomenon that happens when a girl is being “courted” by a guy and they are about to get serious and then suddenly all of her exes, hoes, or random men start showing up trying to earn her affection. It’s as if all men are subconsciously connected through this sperm web.
by Lolbrono January 16, 2023
Get the Sperm webmug. An artist that is just like legendary British street artist and political activist Banksy, except instead using stencil, he uses sperm, and instead of addressing topics of war and politics, he draws dicks.
Just saw a dick spewed across the subway seat next to me...must be another pop-up from Sperm Banksy!
by joeydnewyork July 8, 2025
Get the Sperm Banksymug. When you're having a quickie and, to save trouble and mess, you ask the a guy to cum in your mouth but one or both of you timed it wrong so he ends up finishing on your T-Shirt.
"Jake T-Spermed again"
by barbiehorror August 5, 2016
Get the T-Spermedmug. Offensive term reserved for a plus-sized, oftentimes abusive person who seeks to date primarily for sex. The same way the animal has a sperm-like substance found in its body, a person who is a sperm whale typically has a high body count and has been ejaculated in by many different people.
by Alzorbongus June 20, 2024
Get the Sperm Whalemug. by Crumble Man August 20, 2019
Get the Sperm Buddiesmug. When another man points out a piece of food and/or thick sauce on another mans face. Usually around the lips.
Alex walks in with a bit of ranch on his lips
Bill, "Sperm Check."
*Alex quickly wipes ranch from lips*
Bill, "Sperm Check."
*Alex quickly wipes ranch from lips*
by tittysprinklers December 1, 2013
Get the sperm checkmug. by fotzi101 January 29, 2020
Get the Sperm Relationmug.