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dick smudge

When a dick accumulates a substance on it during sex and creates a smudge when it comes into contact with something.
I was banging this girl last night and when I went to go to the bathroom this morning, there was a dick smudge in my underwear.
by Soups October 6, 2016
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office smudge

The person in the office who turns the simplest tasks into a painstakingly process.
Please don't give that task to Billy. He's the office smudge and will make everyone's life miserable.
by Tortuga12 August 21, 2017
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cunt slugged

When she rubs her pussy up & down your cock or when she rubs her cunt un your chest or face- she leaves a trail of juice ( like a Slug's shiny/slimy line it leaves in it's wake) This is a CUNT SLUG.
That chick cunt slugged me all over my chest.....it was hot.

I wanted her to cunt slug my face-all over.

She told me she wanted to cunt slug my cock
by Dicmunchercougar August 29, 2017
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Elmer Smudge

At the end of sexy-time, put a finger in the booty-hole. That finger is used to draw three whisker's on either side of your partner's nose. The whisker drawer then says "Looks like I caught a wabbit" seductively
It was our anniversary, so Sarah let me do an Elmer Smudge after dinner.
by OkularPatdown173 October 8, 2017
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Tibetan Sledgehammer

A sexual position, modified from the conventional "sledgehammer."

A man will throw the woman's legs over his shoulders, and roll her backwards onto her shoulders so that he is thrusting down with his body perpendicular to the woman's and parallel with the ground.

The balance required for such a feat, combined with the transcendant relaxation state experienced by the woman, is reminiscent of that of a Tibetan Monk.
Man, I just gave my girl the old Tibetan Sledgehammer! Totally on that higher plane bro, so Zen.
by Alfred Cock November 24, 2017
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love smudge

Another name for your offspring or the wet sticky spot in the back seat of your car
My two little love smudges got themselves sent to the principal's office for making a love smudge in his car.
by JackWhatTheHellBurton April 21, 2018
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Jack sledge

When a guy is pounded(either himself or someone else) really hard that his balls are making the sound and explodes
Justin was jack sledged by Janet when she took his load all over herself!
by Janet4u May 31, 2018
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