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simon and Maria

Simon and Maria are far the best couple ever. Maria is a girl that likes flirting but her eyes are focused on Simon and she's thinking about him, while Simon is a cute boy that will do anything for her and he is a loyal guy.
Simon and Maria make a very cute couple
by Storm breaker November 22, 2021
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Simon

This guy that goes to riverside and has a very nice jiggly ting on the back. Everyone wants to give him brain.
by that nigga nick the dick November 21, 2021
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Simon Viklund

"Hey bro have you seen Simon Viklund's music?"
"Yeah bro, They a banger!"
by [F2P] General Spy October 20, 2023
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Simon

In Twitter terms: usually a journalist, only FT account called Simon is Simples1976, a member of Juice Basement
Person 1: oh Simon tweeted
Person 2: which one?
Person 1: Simples1976
by Simples1976 August 6, 2021
mugGet the Simonmug.

Simon

Duolingo pro. Skates in parking lots; poorly. Graphic Tee connoisseur. Lewd Telestration illustrator. Backseat driver. Shy for only the first hour of conversation and then transforms into a bloodthirsty horndog. Fart sound maker.
Sweet cock bro, what'd you name it?
Simon.
Nice.
by ur_momma_lol_xd September 20, 2022
mugGet the Simonmug.

simon

simon er carls cumslut
hey cumslut, wait oh you mean simon
by smegmaboyyyyyyyyytssotuff April 7, 2025
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Simon

I'm going to make an account on urban dictionary just to put Simon's name as polite otter.
by Tippeki October 6, 2023
mugGet the Simonmug.

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