science

Something scientists don't want anybody to question or think of as pseudoscience, they want people to take it seriously as nothing but facts and answers, nothing but nonfiction.

Scientists want to convince people that they and their science are more serious than you and everyone else, and that it's why you should take them seriously rather than question them when really they're among the least socially responsible people, always experimenting with people's lives the way they do with their lab animals.

by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021

Science thumper

A person who demands strict adherence to “the science” as determined by “the experts”. Usually these folks take criticism poorly and view any opposing claims as blasphemy

Bobby Joe: are these masks actually helping with anything? They can’t be that sanitary…
Betty Lou: shh a science thumper might hear you!

by Ronald k chump August 24, 2021

Science class

Science class is nothing, but bullshit that we are not going to need in the future or what we already know.

Science class teacher: And that's how oxygen turn into carbon dioxide.
Person 1: why the fuck do we need to know this?

by Nobody/no one gives a shit September 28, 2021

Science Class

Total uncoordinated chaos where nothing gets done

“Mr X, how would you describe science class?”
“Chaos, pure chaos.”

by weeser_ January 27, 2022

scientific paragraph

Noun: A long a fucking paragraph that fucking 10 sentences long.

Bio teacher: you need to write 5 scientific paragraphs.
Student: Ok
Bio teacher, they are 10 sentences long EACH.
Student: FUCK

by wild pussy cat February 3, 2022

Science Notebook

The science notebook is a notebook used by many.

Within the science notebook, there is many years work of writing. Since there is so much writing, the science note book is indeed abused.

Today, we will use our science notebook and write todays notes.

by Moonahh December 15, 2021

Science talent

A bunch of societal rejects on crack who may or may not be big brain.

did you hear that Joe is in science talent

by the societal reject February 17, 2022